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brightpearl · 08-12-2007, 08:16 PM

Every time you mow the lawn, a water buffalo wanders into a spider web.

Every time a gnome chokes on a raw potato,

rapscalious rob · 08-13-2007, 03:10 AM

Every time a gnome chokes on a raw potato, someone gets a haircut.

Every time someone wakes up with a hankering for hominy grits,

Hyakujo's Fox · 08-13-2007, 09:09 AM

Every time someone wakes up with a hankering for hominy grits, a gopher sings the blues.

Every time a man walks on the moon,

trisherina · 08-13-2007, 12:44 PM

Every time a man walks on the moon, a brutal oppressor is assassinated.

Every time a baby looks up and falls in love,

seebe · 08-13-2007, 07:15 PM

Every time a baby looks up and falls in love, a mother's heart smiles.

Every time this equals that,

brightpearl · 08-14-2007, 01:03 AM

Every time this equals that, curiosity kills a cat burglar.

Every time the wind blows a gentleman's black umbrella inside-out,

Tunesmith · 08-14-2007, 01:45 AM

Every time the wind blows a gentleman's black umbrella inside-out, an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting is interrupted as a large raccoon saunters into the room.

Every time a windowpane rattles after a thunderclap,

funkytuba · 08-14-2007, 01:55 AM

Every time a windowpane rattles after a thunderclap, a zephyr blows a zeppelin into a zither.

Every time an LED blinks amber,

MarsViolet · 08-14-2007, 07:28 AM

Every time an LED blinks amber, a tock is ticked on Big Ben.

Every time an infomercial shows an 800 number,

brightpearl · 08-22-2007, 09:44 AM

Every time an infomercial shows an 800 number, George Foreman names another kid after himself.

Every time an electric drill strips a screw head beyond all hope of removing it,

tapanuli · 08-30-2007, 02:55 AM

Every time an electric drill strips a screw head beyond all hope of removing it, the xylem shield their children from impaling metal shards.

Every time the spoon hits the counter,

T.I.P. · 08-30-2007, 05:05 AM

Every time the spoon hits the counter, the coffee machine at my work runs out of sugar.

Every time someone reads the last page of "The Deathly Hallows"

brightpearl · 08-30-2007, 06:51 AM

Every time someone reads the last page of "The Deathly Hallows", the man at the head of the table sharpens the carving knife over an overbaked turkey.

Every time the fry cook lets the peas boil over,

tapanuli · 08-30-2007, 11:42 PM

Every time the fry cook lets the peas boil over, Magda bites her fingernails hoping to avoid crusty green tips.

Every time she passive-aggressively slams the refrigerator door...

lostsadie · 08-31-2007, 12:07 AM

Every time she passive-aggressively slams the refrigerator door...
A child is catching a bubble in their hand, and the bubble does not burst.

Every time a mosquito bites...

08-13-2007, 03:10 AM	#122
rapscalious rob Have a Gorilla. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: There, everyone likes a Gorilla. Posts: 178	Every time a gnome chokes on a raw potato, someone gets a haircut. Every time someone wakes up with a hankering for hominy grits, __________________ You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry.

08-14-2007, 01:45 AM	#127
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	Every time the wind blows a gentleman's black umbrella inside-out, an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting is interrupted as a large raccoon saunters into the room. Every time a windowpane rattles after a thunderclap, __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

08-14-2007, 01:55 AM	#128
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	Every time a windowpane rattles after a thunderclap, a zephyr blows a zeppelin into a zither. Every time an LED blinks amber, __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

08-30-2007, 02:55 AM	#131
tapanuli intermittent guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: home Posts: 130	Every time an electric drill strips a screw head beyond all hope of removing it, the xylem shield their children from impaling metal shards. Every time the spoon hits the counter, __________________ possibilities, possibilities

08-30-2007, 11:42 PM	#134
tapanuli intermittent guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: home Posts: 130	Every time the fry cook lets the peas boil over, Magda bites her fingernails hoping to avoid crusty green tips. Every time she passive-aggressively slams the refrigerator door... __________________ possibilities, possibilities

08-12-2007, 08:16 PM	#121
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time you mow the lawn, a water buffalo wanders into a spider web. Every time a gnome chokes on a raw potato,

08-13-2007, 09:09 AM	#123
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Every time someone wakes up with a hankering for hominy grits, a gopher sings the blues. Every time a man walks on the moon,

08-13-2007, 12:44 PM	#124
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Every time a man walks on the moon, a brutal oppressor is assassinated. Every time a baby looks up and falls in love,

08-13-2007, 07:15 PM	#125
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	Every time a baby looks up and falls in love, a mother's heart smiles. Every time this equals that,

08-14-2007, 01:03 AM	#126
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time this equals that, curiosity kills a cat burglar. Every time the wind blows a gentleman's black umbrella inside-out,

08-14-2007, 07:28 AM	#129
MarsViolet another crayon in the box Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 29	Every time an LED blinks amber, a tock is ticked on Big Ben. Every time an infomercial shows an 800 number,

08-22-2007, 09:44 AM	#130
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time an infomercial shows an 800 number, George Foreman names another kid after himself. Every time an electric drill strips a screw head beyond all hope of removing it,

08-30-2007, 05:05 AM	#132
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	Every time the spoon hits the counter, the coffee machine at my work runs out of sugar. Every time someone reads the last page of "The Deathly Hallows"

08-30-2007, 06:51 AM	#133
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time someone reads the last page of "The Deathly Hallows", the man at the head of the table sharpens the carving knife over an overbaked turkey. Every time the fry cook lets the peas boil over,

08-31-2007, 12:07 AM	#135
lostsadie Pigmy person... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Memphissippi Posts: 336	Every time she passive-aggressively slams the refrigerator door... A child is catching a bubble in their hand, and the bubble does not burst. Every time a mosquito bites... __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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