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zero · 07-25-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by peter pan

every time a child says 'i don't believe in fairies', there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead

finish this every time and post a new every time for the next person to finish

keep it surreal

every time you see a dog sneeze

brightpearl · 07-25-2007, 02:58 PM

every time you see a dog sneeze, there's a draft somewhere in an old man's house

every time a drop of rain falls down the back of your neck....

CherishHellfire · 07-25-2007, 03:00 PM

a tree grows in harlem.

Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight

daverbee · 07-25-2007, 03:52 PM

Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight a block of ice cries itself to sleep.

Every time it rains cats and dogs

rapscalious rob · 07-25-2007, 04:01 PM

Every time it rains cats and dogs, a seagull goes to heaven.

Every time a cat yawns,

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 04:08 PM

Every time it rains cats and dogs, I step in a poodle.

oh. wait.

Every time a cat yawns another screenplay is rejected.

Every time a dagger goes in a back

T.I.P. · 07-25-2007, 04:17 PM

Every time a dagger goes in a back someone in Kamtchatka says "potato chip"

Every time a child stumbles

lapietra · 07-25-2007, 05:06 PM

Every time a child stumbles a watched pot begins to boil.

Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal

seebe · 07-25-2007, 05:15 PM

Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal, someone learns another handy use for their middle finger.

Everytime a baby cries,

auntie aubrey · 07-25-2007, 05:18 PM

every time a baby cries, someone develops lactose intolerance.

every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 06:01 PM

every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed a baby cries.

Every time a flower is cut

Odbe · 07-25-2007, 06:58 PM

Every time a flower is cut, an elephant thinks about its tusks.

Every time a hat is dropped

zero · 07-25-2007, 07:25 PM

every time a hat is dropped i just love this site! your views are so cool. i agree with y'all!

every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one,

auntie aubrey · 07-25-2007, 07:31 PM

every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one, ground sirloin goes on special.

every time you pick your nose,

Tunesmith · 07-25-2007, 10:04 PM

every time you pick your nose, the Piracicaba diamond mine in Brazil yields a 14 carat diamond

every time you drop your fork in a restaurant

07-25-2007, 03:00 PM	#3
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	a tree grows in harlem. Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-25-2007, 03:52 PM	#4
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight a block of ice cries itself to sleep. Every time it rains cats and dogs __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-25-2007, 04:01 PM	#5
rapscalious rob Have a Gorilla. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: There, everyone likes a Gorilla. Posts: 178	Every time it rains cats and dogs, a seagull goes to heaven. Every time a cat yawns, __________________ You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry.

07-25-2007, 04:08 PM	#6
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time it rains cats and dogs, I step in a poodle. oh. wait. Every time a cat yawns another screenplay is rejected. Every time a dagger goes in a back __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-25-2007, 05:06 PM	#8
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Every time a child stumbles a watched pot begins to boil. Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

07-25-2007, 02:58 PM	#2
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	every time you see a dog sneeze, there's a draft somewhere in an old man's house every time a drop of rain falls down the back of your neck....

07-25-2007, 04:17 PM	#7
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	Every time a dagger goes in a back someone in Kamtchatka says "potato chip" Every time a child stumbles

07-25-2007, 05:15 PM	#9
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal, someone learns another handy use for their middle finger. Everytime a baby cries,

07-25-2007, 05:18 PM	#10
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	every time a baby cries, someone develops lactose intolerance. every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

07-25-2007, 06:01 PM	#11
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed a baby cries. Every time a flower is cut __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-25-2007, 06:58 PM	#12
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Every time a flower is cut, an elephant thinks about its tusks. Every time a hat is dropped

07-25-2007, 07:25 PM	#13
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	every time a hat is dropped i just love this site! your views are so cool. i agree with y'all! every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one,

07-25-2007, 07:31 PM	#14
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one, ground sirloin goes on special. every time you pick your nose, __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

07-25-2007, 10:04 PM	#15
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	every time you pick your nose, the Piracicaba diamond mine in Brazil yields a 14 carat diamond every time you drop your fork in a restaurant __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

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