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Old 10-17-2002, 08:26 PM   #31
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Larry mumbled something.
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Old 10-17-2002, 09:35 PM   #32
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"You want to do WHAT with her?" God I hoped that I hadn't heard what I thought I'd heard.
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Old 10-17-2002, 11:24 PM   #33
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"....road trip...get her in the car."
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Old 10-18-2002, 12:11 PM   #34
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I wanted to resist, but a wave of his gun propelled me to follow his orders.
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Old 10-18-2002, 12:22 PM   #35
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When he pulled the car around, I gasped with horror... it was a jet black, mint condition Pinto!
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Old 10-18-2002, 12:35 PM   #36
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"This thing's got NO trunk and a rear window the size of east texas!" I pointed out.
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Old 10-18-2002, 12:39 PM   #37
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"All the better to view the dark and stormy night," he growled, curling his rough, hairy hand around her ankle, and pulling her toward the rusty beast of a car.
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Old 10-18-2002, 12:40 PM   #38
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i became most familiar with the rear window as Larry quickly hog-tied me and pressed my face up against the rear-window; he then hopped in the passenger's seat, grabbed a ten-gallon hat from the floor of the car, and, with a chilling "Yee Ha!" we were off.

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Old 10-18-2002, 12:46 PM   #39
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With her pale cold face pressed into my crotch by the Pinto's transmission hump, it suddenly struck me that I couldn't remember her name.
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Old 10-18-2002, 12:49 PM   #40
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I looked over my shoulder at the back of the dark man's head... the hat was more like a 30 gallon, as it was wedged between his head and the top of the car and I realized I may be able to use this to my advantage since it would be difficult for him to turn his head without giving himself a good hat burn in doing so since the chapeau he had donned would stay in it's original position!
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Old 10-18-2002, 12:54 PM   #41
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Three hours ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana.
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Old 10-18-2002, 01:03 PM   #42
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Oh, and what a banana!
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Old 10-18-2002, 01:06 PM   #43
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I began daydreaming about my banana and didn't notice that the car had come to an abrupt stop squishing the girl's head even harder into my nether-regions.
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Old 10-18-2002, 03:27 PM   #44
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I began to wonder out loud.
How had I ended up so far from my banana. from the moring which, now, seemed so distant.
How had this beautiful young republican woman ended up here. Who was the stranger who had shot her?
Why did she choose larry over me?

Larry tried to turn and hit me, but as expected the hat blocked his way. Instead he found it easier to slam on the breaks, thereby violently smashing my head into the seat in front of me.
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Old 10-18-2002, 04:25 PM   #45
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The pain in my upper lip shook me from my reverie, and I waited tensely, as the car idled and Larry slowly turned to face me
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