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Old 05-04-2008, 04:04 PM   #211
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Put that slice back! And, by the way, you should really start exercising, you know...
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:35 PM   #212
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Have you noticed that even though Hyakujo's Fox starts new birthday threads and comments in others that he hasn't managed to judge the dictionary game?
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Old 05-07-2008, 01:49 PM   #213
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Research shows that people who keep their mouths shut rarely suffer from obesity.
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Old 05-11-2008, 05:48 AM   #214
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See that spot right there? The one with the ragged red edges? It itches like a bitch! Here... you've got long nails... give it a good scratch, would you? I'm tired of twisting around.
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:05 AM   #215
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That painting? Oh, I stole it from the National Museum when nobody was looking. Why?
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:08 AM   #216
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We switched recently from Pampers to Huggies and boy, what a difference it makes in the bouillabaisse.
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:19 AM   #217
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Erm, no, this soup shouldn't taste sour, but it's four weeks old. Nobody from the family wanted it, so we decided to save it and serve it for those guests that we don't really want to see again.
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Old 05-14-2008, 01:04 PM   #218
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That poor Dick Cheney. I wish everyone would stop picking on him.
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Old 05-18-2008, 09:28 AM   #219
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The neomodern paradigm of consensus implies that class has significance, given that sexuality is interchangeable with art. Therefore, the primary theme of the works of Smith is not, in fact, narrative, but postnarrative.
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:29 AM   #220
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Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
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Old 05-19-2008, 11:02 AM   #221
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What? Why are you ordering Mountain Dew?! Don't you know it's actually nothing but sweetened mildew?
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Old 05-19-2008, 02:25 PM   #222
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Shut up and drink your V-8 before it clots!
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:01 PM   #223
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Finish up your Bloody Mary before it clots!
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:39 PM   #224
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I have a pet slug named Spot who loves to perch on my shoulder like a parrot. Can I show him to you?
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:44 AM   #225
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Enjoy this fish, a real fighter this fish. It took 20 minutes to land him, then I had to chase him around the cockpit while trying to beat him in the head for 10 minutes while he flopped around like a Mohamed Ali ducking blows...awesome...made a bloody mess for me to clean up though. Man did he want to live...well...go ahead...eat up.

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