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Old 01-04-2011, 01:09 PM   #421
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Old 01-23-2011, 10:42 PM   #422
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In hell, people "friend" you on facebook not to interact with you in a friendly fashion so much as to gather damning evidence with which to mock you.
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Old 02-04-2011, 02:17 PM   #423
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Old 06-18-2011, 09:23 AM   #424
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In hell, you are expected to attend a baby shower every other night or so.
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Old 07-31-2011, 09:30 PM   #425
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In hell you must sing the praises of God Almighty, accompanied by harp music, forever.
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Old 08-01-2011, 12:23 AM   #426
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:46 PM   #427
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In hell you must sing the praises of God Almighty, accompanied by harp music, forever.
Oh, but you, you will have to sing the praises of free verse, forever. In free verse, naturally.
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:07 PM   #428
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Hah! and you -- you will learn a new language every day, but it'll never be the one they're using that day.
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Old 09-17-2011, 12:56 PM   #429
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In hell, when you look in the mirror in the morning a life-size chicken taxidermy looks back at what you thought was you...


Also, the morning paper contains nothing but tantalising excerpts from Mo's Posts.
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Old 09-17-2011, 01:22 PM   #430
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In hell, taxidermy chickens walk, cluck, and can hold a grudge indefinitely.
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Old 09-19-2011, 10:52 PM   #431
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:56 AM   #432
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:11 PM   #433
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:16 PM   #434
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:27 PM   #435
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