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Old 08-27-2005, 06:16 PM   #1
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so today

So i have the day off today, the sun was out and as usual in the summer time i head off to the nude beach.
We have a really nice one in this city... its cleaner than any other beach and quite frankly if you get passed the 'nude' part (its nothing sexual) its quite lovely.

Anywho so the beach isnt particularly busy today so im strolling up the water.. lots of nice people, families, etc.. and as im walking i come to this sort of clearing where a path leads from the beach to the main bike path. Out of this clearing come about ohhhhh 15-20 teenage girls, who probably had no idea that there was a nude beach beyond the trees because all of them started screetching and yelling and laughing.

They were of course all clothed, and i was completely naked.. i sort of let out a chuckle and went back to my blanket to lay back and catch some sun. About halfway to my blanket i here EXCUSE ME? SIR?

I turn around and about 4 of them are chasing after me (im completely naked remember) with cameras asking to get pics of me w/them. Apparently they are all from england, tourists - here for some bus tour of universities or something i dont know. I said alright.
I happened to have my dig camera with me as well and i gave it to one of the girls.

Long story short - i had my picture taken completely bare ass with about 15 girls on the beach all posing around me - its quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen. As for my dig camera, they only took two with me with a couple of them, i guess they didnt know how to work it.

But id imagine, when they fly back to england they are all going to have some funny stories to tell.


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Old 08-27-2005, 06:23 PM   #2
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Old 08-27-2005, 06:31 PM   #3
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I have the pictures to prove it, as stated in the story. Its just a funny story which occured today. If you want to read the New York Times go pick up a newspaper.
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Old 08-27-2005, 06:39 PM   #4
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I have the pictures to prove it, as stated in the story.

post them BigJessie


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Old 08-27-2005, 06:40 PM   #5
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its true. He emailed me the pic(s) and he is one casual dude.

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its true. He emailed me the pic(s) and he is one casual dude.

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BigJessie you emailed nudie pics of yourself to audreyvegs?


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Yeah, i might be kinda tame for somebody like
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...He emailed me the pic(s)...

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Old 08-27-2005, 06:57 PM   #9
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^^^^^To borrow the words of a well known monkey..
"Your jealousy is so ugly."

JT, you rock.
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Old 08-27-2005, 08:09 PM   #11
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i like where this thread is going already
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