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Old 03-13-2005, 04:35 AM   #16
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Higgledy Piggledy
Marcus the deluger
Flooded the board with some
Dactyls to try.

Back when this household was
Antedeluvian
Work productivity
Used to be high.
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Old 03-13-2005, 07:42 AM   #17
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Shrinkety, shrunkety
Doctor Pretorius
Minimized all of his
Earthly concerns.
Was he a freak with his
Phantasmagorias?
Or was he a genius
With vision that burns?
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Old 03-13-2005, 02:14 PM   #18
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W W
First got elected
Because of a fraud;
Now re-elected and
Semilegitimate
He has revealed
That he listens to God.
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Old 03-13-2005, 09:07 PM   #19
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Valentine Michael Smith
Orphaned messiah
Refusing to change.
By virtue of his
Familiarity
With human weakness,
'Twas we who were strange.
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Old 03-14-2005, 12:52 AM   #20
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Agony, agony
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Was dunned by collectors
When he could be found;
He cried “Oh, you vultures!” in
Protopromethean
Tones and demanded that
He be unbound.
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:52 PM   #21
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Professor James Cervantes, PhD

So here I am in Flagstaff at my daughter's new place, somewhat higher (7,600) than the previous place, and this morning, Sat., June 21st, there is light frost on the cars! Went out with my coffee, wearing shorts, to gaze at the San Francisco Peaks, which are sort of in your face here, and started shivering right away. --James Cervantes

The warning this morning is
Doctor Cervantes
In nothing but shorts and the
Cool mountain air
Who ponders the peaks while he
Characteristically
Says nothing interesting
Shivering there;

Coffee in coffee cup,
Tree line below him,
Observing the frost on the
Cars like white gold
He writes to his readership
Ultraprosaically
How in the mountains it
Often is cold;

You'd think that from seeing
The frost on the vehicles
Even a Doctor
Professor would note
It doesn't require a
Meteorology
Certification
To put on a coat.

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Old 03-16-2005, 12:24 AM   #22
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Nice, Marcus...
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Old 03-16-2005, 12:55 AM   #23
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Trisherama
Said to the patient
Numbers are aberrate
Except for the oven
when they should be
quantitatively
hot not moderate
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:58 AM   #24
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Higgledy piggledy
Arnold the governor
Told California
Abortion's OK.
Too bad constituents
Encephalitically
Figured he wouldn't;
Have a nice day!
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:38 PM   #25
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March 16th

Dandia Scandia
Urho, Finlandia,
Drove out the grasshoppers
Eating the vines.

Speak of him reverently!
Oenophilogically
He singlehandedly
Saved Finland's wines.
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Old 03-19-2005, 06:03 AM   #26
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Splishada splashada
Scottie Lee Peterson
faces the needle for
what he has done

Jury decided he
bihomocidally
killed his poor wife and their
yet unborn son

In Redwood City the
Newsies all camp out. To
get the good angles they
push and they shove.

Will he die? Not if he
hyperlitigiously
send his appeals to the
next court above
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Old 03-19-2005, 02:12 PM   #27
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Old 03-19-2005, 10:15 PM   #28
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Funkytuba, I loved it!
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:27 AM   #29
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*bows*
*curses the muses for being such fickle bitches*
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Old 03-20-2005, 04:58 AM   #30
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Shanana shana
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A throbber of sixties
America's heart,
With Vaughnted endeavors of
Avuncularity
Parodied strongly each
Week by "Get Smart".
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