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Old 09-14-2005, 05:44 AM   #931
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dear pfp

have you watched iron chef? it's the best. i love it
iron chef is my favorite show. ever.

me and the bf just got a betta and named it Michiba-san after the most hard core of all Iron Chefs.

i just made two sakai icons.. i'll upload them later.
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Old 09-14-2005, 01:54 PM   #932
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Dear Dr. _____:

Did you recognize that by chastising me for showing up sick (to do something that makes your job a lot easier, by the way) in front of 170 students, it wasn't me doing what you're teaching them not to do, but you? They were compassionate and bemused. You were bombastic and posturing. I think you should sit down, suck in your spittle, control the shake in your hand and the fishy Nazi-pop in your eye, and listen to them.

The best teachers know they need to be learning in order to be teaching. What are you learning?

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P.S. You got my name wrong. Three times. Everyone noticed but you.
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:37 PM   #933
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Dear Ophelia,

Please go away and don't "come back another day." You and your siblings have caused enough damage. Plus, my friends just got a cute little new house on the coast and are moving to NC from OH in a few weeks - I want them to have a house to move into, even if I am sad they are moving so far away.

Thanks for cooperating.

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Old 09-15-2005, 05:15 PM   #934
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dear sapphire,
i know about 'the mitten'.
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:42 PM   #935
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ahhh! sakai! love him! i get soo into it when it's on.


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iron chef is my favorite show. ever.

me and the bf just got a betta and named it Michiba-san after the most hard core of all Iron Chefs.

i just made two sakai icons.. i'll upload them later.
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Old 09-15-2005, 10:28 PM   #936
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ahhh! sakai! love him! i get soo into it when it's on.
sakai is oh so sweet!!! and i LOVE this smile!
me and the bf tooootally get into it when we are watching... the nieghbors probably think we are crazy when they hear 'OH NO, MICHIBA CANT LOSE, HE'S THE IRON CHEF OF IRON CHEFS! NOOOOOOOO!! AHHH!! NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at like 1AM.

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i took those from the octopus battle.. my favorite battle!

/end crazy iron chef fanatic talk
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:29 AM   #937
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they are sooo cute. i don't like their outfits though. they look like they are soo hot in them. i get soo excited when they show the ingredient.
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:52 PM   #938
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Dear Computer,

Please stop showing me so many pretty ways to waste my time. I know it's an ugly day outside, and that real people are ugly and mean, too, but honestly - we spend too much time together. I think it's time to consider all the hard times we've shared: the time when you had that virus and I was such a poor nurse - you never forgave me and rather than recover, you actually went elsewhere. Or what about the time when the 'k' key stuck when I was typing my middle initial? Did you expect me to believe that was unintentional? That it wasn't some kind of character assassination after the virus fiasco?! You knew that letter to Amnesty International was important to me! I spent enough time on it...

So yeah, I think it's time.

(write back and let me know what you think)

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Old 09-16-2005, 07:30 PM   #939
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dear gigi,
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:42 PM   #940
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Dear Computer,

Oh thank god! I'm so glad you weren't offended!!! I simply couldn't make it without you......



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Old 09-20-2005, 05:48 PM   #941
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Dear Pet Food Companies,

I have two cats and two dogs who shall remain nameless to protect their privacy. They have consistently shown me that it is their desire to cease eating their species-specific foods, and would like to trade. My cats are frantic and/or manic about eating the dogs' food, and the dogs refuse to eat their own food, but instead sneak into the cats' food in the middle of the night to binge.

Is this some kind of twisted plot to confuse and torture the poor beasties (and their owner)?

Please begin packaging the cat food in dog-size bags and reduce the price accordingly. Also, please change the dog kibble to cat-size bites, and keep the price cheap, thank you.

We all thank you kindly,

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Old 09-20-2005, 05:49 PM   #942
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i hope you feel better

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Old 10-04-2005, 03:16 AM   #943
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Dear Brett Favre:

Eat a bag of dicks. I fvcking hate you.

Love,

Aimee
Ok. It's football season again ZeMonkeys. Bear w/me.

Dear Brett Favre,

If you could possibly just munch on your bag of dicks quietly whilst I speak, that would be great.

I don't have any blood pressure medicine left in this house. I go pick up my refill tomorrow before work.

The score was 7-26. What do you think that does to my blood pressure? Jesus H Titties, Favre, stop putting me through this!!! Why not play football like you used to? Fake left, fake right, HAIL MARY! 3-4 touchdowns in the first half. We love that! That's the kind of football your fans are used to now, ****er! This "wait til the last 2 minutes & win by a nose" didn't work for you the last 3 games. Now we're 0-4, dicksmack.

Cordially,

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Old 10-04-2005, 03:18 AM   #944
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Dear John Madden,

WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET???? ALL THOSE YEARS OF FOOTBALL, COACHING, HOT DOGS, BRATS, RED MEAT, YOU SHOULD BE IN A ****ING GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!

OR AT LEAST SOMEWHERE TIED TO A CHAIR W/A SMELLY JOCKSTRAP STUFFED IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU CAN'T COMMENTATE FOOTBALL GAMES.

Just an idea.

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Old 10-04-2005, 03:57 AM   #945
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Ok. It's football season again ZeMonkeys. Bear w/me.
Haha. If they can bear with me over a game which only one other person on this board knows the rules of (if we don't count Ron Price), they can bear with you.
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