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Old 09-14-2005, 09:26 AM   #256
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:41 AM   #257
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:09 AM   #258
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You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertantly sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:20 AM   #259
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You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during this
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:34 AM   #260
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You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during the course of what must have been a difficult time? your propensity toward
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:44 AM   #261
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To Professor Cunningham,

You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during the course of what must have been a difficult time? your propensity toward misuse of your regimental tie, together with that straight-backed chair and the Lippizaner stallion, not to mention the Lithuanian dwarf, and the concierge himself, strikes me as
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Old 09-14-2005, 07:03 PM   #262
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To Professor Cunningham,

You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during the course of what must have been a difficult time? your propensity toward misuse of your regimental tie, together with that straight-backed chair and the Lippizaner stallion, not to mention the Lithuanian dwarf, and the concierge himself, strikes me as a potential source of
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Old 09-14-2005, 07:21 PM   #263
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To Professor Cunningham,

You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during the course of what must have been a difficult time? your propensity toward misuse of your regimental tie, together with that straight-backed chair and the Lippizaner stallion, not to mention the Lithuanian dwarf, and the concierge himself, strikes me as a potential source of income for you, if you're interested in a career as a
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:48 PM   #264
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To Professor Cunningham,

You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during the course of what must have been a difficult time? your propensity toward misuse of your regimental tie, together with that straight-backed chair and the Lippizaner stallion, not to mention the Lithuanian dwarf, and the concierge himself, strikes me as a potential source of income for you, if you're interested in a career as a poltician.

should you wish
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:14 PM   #265
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To Professor Cunningham,

You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during the course of what must have been a difficult time? your propensity toward misuse of your regimental tie, together with that straight-backed chair and the Lippizaner stallion, not to mention the Lithuanian dwarf, and the concierge himself, strikes me as a potential source of income for you, if you're interested in a career as a poltician.

should you wish copies of the aforementioned photos as substantiation of your
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Old 09-15-2005, 09:03 PM   #266
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To Professor Cunningham,

You don't know me but i'm in posession of some photographs that were apparently inadvertently sent to me instead of you.

Before going any further, may I just say how I admire your wife for not losing her composure during the course of what must have been a difficult time? your propensity toward misuse of your regimental tie, together with that straight-backed chair and the Lippizaner stallion, not to mention the Lithuanian dwarf, and the concierge himself, strikes me as a potential source of income for you, if you're interested in a career as a poltician.

should you wish copies of the aforementioned photos as substantiation of your participation in these activities, please send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to:

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Old 09-16-2005, 02:15 PM   #267
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:55 PM   #268
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Whatever happened
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Old 09-17-2005, 06:03 PM   #269
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Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV, Postman Pat and his... but I digress. Just what has gone and left the world in such a mess? Yes?
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:48 AM   #270
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To Whom This Least Concerns,

Whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV
Postman Pat and his... but I digress.
Just what has gone and left the world
in such a mess? Yes?
In anticipation of your expeditious reply.

Respectfully,

Sir Alisdair Grnerhgel, Esq.
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