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Old 08-29-2005, 01:24 AM   #1531
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What is the perfect dish for one of Irish and Italian descent?

I hate painting.
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Old 08-30-2005, 07:49 AM   #1532
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Why are you wallpapering over that graffitti????

Try getting up at o'dark hundred.
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Old 09-03-2005, 12:45 PM   #1533
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How come you don't have that Raelian Celestial Neptune time clock I gave you for Christmas.

The quarters really hurt, but the nickels fit nicely.
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Old 09-03-2005, 05:28 PM   #1534
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How is your hamster adjusting to becoming automated?

It all depends on whether or not you feel lucky.
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:46 PM   #1535
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Should I spend my paycheck on the carnival midway?



8 or 9 times more than Fred Durst (at the very least), but not half as much as Snuffaluffagus.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:26 PM   #1536
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how often do you say something sensible?


a right handfull i can tell ya!
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Old 09-17-2005, 03:29 AM   #1537
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so, how have rosie and her five fabulous daughters been treating you, CJ?


Twelve fluid ounces of pure smoking terror.
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Old 09-17-2005, 07:02 AM   #1538
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You've just broken the land speed record - what is your secret?

Not drunk - just feeling slightly more expansive.
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:25 AM   #1539
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so you were drunk when you offered me your priceless collection
of asian erotica brynn?



a ten day tantric ritual on a beach near goa.
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Old 09-17-2005, 10:22 AM   #1540
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What's your idea of an ideal date with me?



2 days ago.
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:21 PM   #1541
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when did you last see your father?


it's round and squashy.
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:54 PM   #1542
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how would you describe a squash ball?


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Old 09-21-2005, 09:55 PM   #1543
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What does your beer gut look like?


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Old 09-21-2005, 09:59 PM   #1544
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at what speed were you driving while 'looking for a parking spot'?


green, but with a red bobbly bit on the end.
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Old 09-28-2005, 10:54 AM   #1545
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describe your idea of perfect underwear.


around twenty of them, dressed in goat skins and looking rather upset.
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