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Old 08-05-2010, 10:21 PM   #766
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you are now emigrating to Uruguay
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:33 AM   #767
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You are now wondering if you can get a good bagel and schmear in Montevideo.
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:57 AM   #768
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you are now thinking you could use a good shvitz.
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Old 08-08-2010, 11:29 AM   #769
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you are now thinking you could use a good shvitz, especially after that slug mating picture, and then googling the video.
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Old 09-15-2010, 01:33 PM   #770
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you are now already missing summer's light
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Old 09-15-2010, 04:05 PM   #771
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you are now annoyed that you're not supposed to drink tea or eat garlic, chocolate, or broccoli for one full day.
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Old 09-16-2010, 09:52 PM   #772
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You are now posting a new poem:

The Tweets

Hear the twitters at their tweets,
Tiny tweets!
Oh what a world of followers ignore their blah blah bleats!
How they twitter, twitter, twitter,
Out in cyberspace tonight
While the stars that twitter glitter
And the wannabes are bitter
As they spit their snarky spite
With their thumbs thumbs thumbs
As they chatter to their chums
Through a twitterate tweetosity that deafens and defeats
Through their tweets, tweets, tweets, tweets,
tweets, tweets, tweets,
Through their hundred forty characterized bleats!

Hear the tweeting of each twit
Lonely twit
What a world of loneliness could ever give a shit?
In the silence of the night
Bent to dim LED light
With a small sad expectation
That some follower might care --
It's a lot like masturbation,
But without the sexy flair,
With their thumbs thumbs thumbs
As they chatter to their chums
Through a twitterate tweetosity that lacks both grace and wit,
Oh the twit, twit, twit, twit,
Twit, twit, twit,
Oh the bleating indiscreeting that they ought not to transmit!
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:06 AM   #773
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you are now thinking of ironicgoose and wondering where he flew
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Old 09-22-2010, 01:10 AM   #774
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you are now thinking (along with Ysa) where ironicgoose got to. I think he flew the coop. He was bored.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:04 PM   #775
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watching alice in wonderland for the fifth time and still finding more things to love.

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Old 09-23-2010, 09:42 PM   #776
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Old 09-24-2010, 01:35 AM   #777
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You are now placing an order with the breeder who brought you your favourite dog ever, for a puppy from a litter out of him and her. SQUEEEEE!
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Old 09-24-2010, 03:08 PM   #778
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...you are now so envious of Trish's wonderful news. My hub is hinting (a lot) that he's ready for a new dog. It's been over a year now.
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Old 09-24-2010, 03:21 PM   #779
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you are now wondering what to do with all this swiss chard.
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Old 09-24-2010, 03:25 PM   #780
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You are now going back and harvesting some "Crops!"
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