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Old 08-01-2011, 12:25 AM   #886
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you are now waiting to see if you let the magic blue smoke out.
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:12 PM   #887
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Old 09-17-2011, 12:26 PM   #888
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:02 PM   #889
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:34 PM   #890
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You are now being screwed by a corporation.

SPRINT has reduced it's mobile hotspot plans from "unlimited" data to 5 gig limit per month. You use 9.6 gigs as it is your only internet connection, and an average netflix is 400-800 MB's per movie.
Corporate contracts allow corporations to change their service at any time without notice, but the customer has no recourse other than to pay early termination fees if the contract change is unacceptable.

**** CORPORATIONS.

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Old 11-03-2011, 01:42 AM   #891
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Old 11-04-2011, 09:13 AM   #892
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You are now deciding whether Muffin Liners would make a good band name or not.
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Old 11-05-2011, 10:18 PM   #893
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:50 PM   #894
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:13 PM   #895
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Old 11-15-2011, 02:19 PM   #896
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:43 AM   #897
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Old 11-25-2011, 02:10 AM   #898
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Old 11-26-2011, 11:05 PM   #899
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Old 11-27-2011, 01:53 AM   #900
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