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Old 09-30-2009, 11:08 PM   #4201
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Um...in my elbow?


what color are my eyes?
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:23 PM   #4202
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starry



what did the apple say to the orange?
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:28 PM   #4203
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we're incomparable.

What did you think really happened?
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Old 10-01-2009, 01:30 AM   #4204
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Nothing.

Can you name an example?
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:10 AM   #4205
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no

Why is that so hard to understand?
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:50 AM   #4206
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It's not hard to understand; it's hard to explain.

How did "cagey" get to be a synonym for "cunning"?
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:02 AM   #4207
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cos I went dude your new car is totally cunning and he is like it's friggin cagey man! and you know it just stuck there.



how did it get to be october already?
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:15 AM   #4208
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you slept through september.



why is it so damned cold in here?
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:19 AM   #4209
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Global warming's got a few days of holidays.

When will you learn from your own mistakes?
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:42 PM   #4210
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when the aliens present them to me as an old-fashioned 35mm slide show, and not before then, dammit.


who used up all the hot water?
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:48 PM   #4211
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The aliens had just gotten out of their ship after a 25,544 light-year journey and smelled pretty rank. I let them freshen up. They liked the Herbal Essences but I had to stop them from drinking the whole bottle.

How was the show?
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:46 PM   #4212
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Sucked.

You?
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:51 PM   #4213
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I was thinking it was you, but now I'm pretty sure it was the dog.

So when will it end?
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Old 10-02-2009, 11:08 PM   #4214
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I think only after you completely get the GD weed and it's roots out and replant a new splendid garden.

How do I get more $ to buy MY pink barn?
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:39 AM   #4215
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I just hope that you really want a pink barn, and that that's not a metaphor.

Who wants to hear a couple hours of me reading poetry aloud?
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