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Old 02-04-2012, 08:30 PM   #4006
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"who needs cupid?"
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:35 PM   #4007
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This guy made me giggle, especially as he gets rolling towards the end - "I had an algebra equation printed on my T-shirt..."

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Old 02-27-2012, 11:07 PM   #4008
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i dug this up thinking that it might be perfect for the next quotation debate entry but had forgotten how it ended
the ending made me laugh

for some reason

How I Met My Wife
Jack Winter, the New Yorker, July 25, 1994.

It had been a rough day, so when I walked into
the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts
to appear gruntled and consolate.
I was furling my weildy umbrella for the coat
check when I saw her standing alone in a corner.
She was a descript person, a woman in a state of
total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she
moved in a gainly way. I wanted desperately to meet her, but
I knew I’d have to make bones about it, since I was travelling
cognito. Beknowst to me, the hostess, whom I could see both hide and hair of, was very proper, so it would be skin off my nose if anything bad happened. And even though I had only swerving loyalty to her, my
manners couldn’t be peccable. Only toward and heard-of behavior would do.
Fortunately, the embarrassment that my maculate appearance
might cause was evitable. There were two ways about it,
but the chances that someone as flappable as I would be ept
enough to become persona grata or a sung hero were slim.
I was, after all, something to sneeze at, someone you could
easily hold a candle to, someone who usually aroused bridled passion.
So I decided not to risk it. But then, all at once, for some apparent reason, she looked in my direction and smiled in a way that I could make head or tails of. I was plussed. It was concerting to see that she was communicado, and it nerved me that she was interested in a pareil like me, sight seen. Normally, I had a domitable spirit, but, being corrigible, I felt capacitated—as if this were something I was great shakes at—and forgot that I had succeeded in situations like this only a told number of times. So, after a terminable delay, I acted with mitigated gall and made my way through the ruly crowd with strong givings.
Nevertheless, since this was all new hat to me and I had not time to prepare a promptu speech, I was petuous. Wanting to make only called-for remarks, I started talking about the hors d’oeuvres, trying to abuse her of the notion that I was sipid, and perhaps even bunk a few myths about myselfs.
She responded well, and I was mayed that she considered me a savoury character who was up to some good. She told me who she was. “What a perfect nomer,” I said, advertently. The conversation became more and more choate, and we spoke at length to much avail. But I was defatigable, so I had to leave at a godly hour. I asked if she wanted to come with me. To my delight, she was committal. We left the party together and have been together ever since.
I have given her my love, and she has requited it.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:17 AM   #4009
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one of my new students is called Glod
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:58 PM   #4010
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"...and after that, I'll make some homemade mac n' cheese for us."
.......................................>>> hugs and kisses &&&&&&&&&&
>>>>>>>>>> blah blah blah blah blah
+" i left a dirty hand towel in the (guest ??) bathroom."
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Old 03-20-2012, 01:28 AM   #4011
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I saw a reference to a published scientific paper titled: Observations of scent-marking and discriminating self from others by a domestic dog (Canis familiaris): tales of displaced yellow snow.
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Old 03-20-2012, 04:31 PM   #4012
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Old 04-05-2012, 05:41 PM   #4013
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Ah, the perils of placing bakery orders by phone.

Sorry, you can't have any.
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:48 PM   #4014
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The original Trololo song, before surrealization:
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:15 AM   #4015
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"There once was a poet from McNameter
Whose mistress kept calling him amateur.
She said, "Your technique is too rough & antique
And your rhythm's iambic pentameter!"
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Old 04-28-2012, 02:30 PM   #4016
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:58 PM   #4017
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:22 PM   #4018
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^the image of the woman behind the red bar
made me laugh today
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