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Old 11-13-2004, 04:40 AM   #1
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So, I made a new thread

I like this. Shakespeare (or however you spell his name) was a genius.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:47 AM   #2
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He had some very direct moments. I mean:

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

That's pretty direct.
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:48 AM   #3
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Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

I mean. Really.
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:50 AM   #4
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Do you feel that I should be beaten, or were you just citing a quote that you liked? Either way is cool with me.
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:50 AM   #5
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There would have to be a long courtship. And I don't do bruises.
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:51 AM   #6
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:53 AM   #7
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"Thou paunchy reeling-ripe gudgeon! "

I think I heard this shouted out the window of a passing car the other day!
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:53 AM   #8
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Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

Taken from: Timon of Athens



Oooh, snap! heh heh heh....
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Old 11-13-2004, 05:00 AM   #9
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Quote:
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"Thou paunchy reeling-ripe gudgeon! "

I think I heard this shouted out the window of a passing car the other day!
That was really mean. I wish you would have obtained his license plate number, Lala and I could have went and kicked his nasty butt.
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Old 11-13-2004, 05:01 AM   #10
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Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

Taken from: Timon of Athens



Oooh, snap! heh heh heh....
That is a good one!
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Old 11-13-2004, 05:09 AM   #11
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[Thou art] open to incontinency.

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Old 11-13-2004, 06:30 AM   #12
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Seen better heads on cabbages.
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:50 PM   #13
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Thou tottering earth-vexing varlot!



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Old 11-13-2004, 01:11 PM   #14
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Ya know... all this might lead one to think he created these characters just so he could say this stuff to somebody without, you know, offending anyone in particular...

I especially like "You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!"

Kinda makes you wonder who he was thinking about when he wrote that...
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Old 11-13-2004, 05:08 PM   #15
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