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Old 03-09-2003, 09:33 PM   #1
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Zemonkey tales/tails

Ok here's a challenge. Complete this story using only members of zefrank as characters.

Try to keep the story flowing on the plot, don't worry about typos or spelling, just have fun with it.

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Noxx, prone on his divan, debated on whether to put on the pink or purple tutu. He slurped some windex, trying to decide.
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Old 03-09-2003, 09:37 PM   #2
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Wink ahhhhhhahahahaha

(so yeah, i don't read directions)

Noxx put on the purple tutu & turned on his webcam. He then received an invitation to view the webcam of a shameless gal from Canada, eh?

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Old 03-09-2003, 10:09 PM   #3
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Nox had been grooming this particual woman for a while and was getting quite exited. What does she want this time? -he wondered as he pressed the accept button. Then he suddenly thought that he should have waited just a little longer, not wanting to appear desperate and to make her feel less important.
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Old 03-09-2003, 10:39 PM   #4
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Little did he know, that NYC was waiting in the lurches, waiting, like a cat about to pounce on her prey. Waiting with that screen capture button, waiting..waiting.....
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Old 03-09-2003, 11:32 PM   #5
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Deviate walks in, and presses the screen capture button.

NYC sighs in exasperation.

"YOU CLICKED TOO SOON!" she screeched, "TOOOO SOON!"

"Aww relax and have a martini," said Dev. "The guests are due to arrive any moment."
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Old 03-10-2003, 06:13 AM   #6
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Dev took a large sip from the martini, permitting an olive to pop into her mouth. While chewing she mumbled, "I have a plan". She spitted the stone on the floor while grinning.
Nyc raised her eyebrows in surprise. It was something about that grin that told her that this plan was something out of the ordinary, and she started to get very curious. A feeling she hadn’t had for weeks due to a life of heavy work loads and precious moments of sleep.
“a plan, eh?” She didn’t noticed that she switched over to her native Canadian accent, something she usually did when meeting the homeys or wanting to show someone that she was trustworthy and able to keep a secret.
Dev was looking out the window. The grin was gone, but she had a devious twinkle in her eyes. “Yes, a plan”, she replied while finishing off the martini.
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Old 03-11-2003, 04:31 AM   #7
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"Goody," said NYC, smiling devilishly. "I like plans."
BUZZZ!! It was Zenbabe. "Don't take a pic of Noxx! It's a trap!" she typed furiously.
"What the hell?" thought NYC. "What's going on?" she said to Dev.
"You're lucky I caught you in time," said Dev. She placed the drained martini glass on NYC's desk, and began to prepare another drink, this time making enough for two. "Noxx has evil intentions... he's just waiting for you to get interested enough... don't give in!!!"
"Whuh?" said NYC. "I'm just collecting pics of him... these'll bring a pretty penny on the black market...there are a lot of people who'd like to get ahold of these..."

Noxx sat, slouching slightly, in his tutu, a puzzled look on his face. What was taking so long? He slurped a bit more Windex, grimaced, and turned to his alternate keyboard. "Not biting," he typed. "Must attack from another angle."
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Old 03-11-2003, 08:26 PM   #8
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Leaping into his disuise like a tick into a fat man's bellybutton, Noxx was sure that this new, and considerably more devious, plan would work. He stood over his aresenal and took quick inventory.

Broomstick....check
Noodle Salad....check
Sloe Gin.....check
Twister Mat....check
Nestle Quik.....check
Catcher's Mitt...check
Pom-Poms....check-check

It was all beginning to come together.
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Old 03-11-2003, 09:01 PM   #9
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Rune watched as Noxx prepared himself for the next iteration of his dastardly plan. Damn, he thought. If only I'd had a backup plan. His eyes widened when he saw the implements in Noxx's depot. "Are you sure you need the noodle salad?" he responded to Noxx's last message. "Don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?"

Noxx grinned, his eyes narrowing with the intensity of his glee. He adjusted the fuchsia latex pantsuit slightly; a bit tighter than last wearing. All good. "Nothing's too much for this one," he muttered under his breath. He took his place in front of the monitor, and prepared to launch into the next phase...

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Old 03-11-2003, 09:14 PM   #10
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"what am I doing here?"
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Old 03-11-2003, 09:46 PM   #11
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Rune and Noxx whipped around surprised to see Zen sitting quietly in the corner with a bottle of wine.

They hadn't seen her come in.

"AAARG!" said Rune. "Now you know the plan!"

"Quick," said Noxx, "call Dinz, he knows how to deal with women like this."

Zen looked up, sipped her wine, threw the glass with a smash into the fireplace and said: "Bring it on boys," assuming a karate chop position.

Out in the bushes, Dickie was taking notes.
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In the distance, Dinz heard a faint ringing sound....
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Old 03-12-2003, 07:57 PM   #13
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slowly, MoN came bounding into view, dressed up in a Santa Suit and holding a stuffed reigndeer.

"Am I too late?" he asked, exhausted.

"Apparently not," snickered Zen while she pointed towards Noxx and Rune, "You see these two clowns are still here."

Rune, extremely offended, shot back "Cosmetically-enhanced Entertainment Representative IS the preferred title."
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Old 03-13-2003, 10:50 PM   #14
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Old 03-13-2003, 11:09 PM   #15
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Zen moves in for the kill, running at full speed towards dinz, quick leap into the air with, one leg outstretched towards dinz's head, but in a kicking motion....

CAM FREEZES...SWIRLS AROUND DINZ MATRIX STYLE...FINISH AT BEGINNING SCEEN.

*KABLAM*

Dinz goes down....noxx and mon stare blankly at what is soon to be there demise.

Peg lights up a smoke with a knowing grin...
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