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Old 08-18-2005, 03:59 AM   #16
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Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit.

The cockpit! What is it?

It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

(Airplane)
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:06 AM   #17
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And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me, for the Bob. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away...

[lights a cigarette]

So I've spent every day since then chasing Aimee...

[takes a drag from his smoke]

So to speak.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:12 AM   #18
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"My God, it's full of stars!" (The Right Stuff)
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:14 AM   #19
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Return to Me

You're going to get a heart, I *know*. And you'll be able to do all the things you never could before. That's what you've gotta concentrate on. Think of riding a bike, and going to Italy... and dating *really* handsome men. *That*, I know, has to happen for one of us.

I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:24 AM   #20
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My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.




(This is especially funny to me. My best friend, who is Greek, puts Windex on EVERYTHING. She says it cleared up her face better than Pro Active Solution.)
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:30 AM   #21
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I knew the lingo; ever good cop did. But I wasn't gonna make his job any easier. (Blade Runner)

Lip your stockings?

Each day is a gift! (Brain Candy)

You're so money and you don't even know it.

That was my skull! I'm so wasted! (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Now remember, men, we're fighting for this woman's honour- which is probably more than she ever did. (one of the Marx Bros. movies)
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:39 AM   #22
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"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"It's a matter of weight ratios: a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut."
"It could grip it by the husk!"
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who..." (Monty Python/Holy Grail)

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Old 08-18-2005, 04:49 AM   #23
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:25 AM   #24
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Old 08-18-2005, 10:11 AM   #25
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Old 08-18-2005, 11:32 AM   #26
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Old 08-18-2005, 11:42 AM   #27
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Old 08-18-2005, 11:52 AM   #28
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"Yeah, Billieboy, we'll show you just how cool we can be." (Hardcore Logo)

See? Now ya tawkin' like a pruhfessional." (Reservoir Dogs)
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:08 PM   #29
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sho' nuff is a bizarre sight in the middle of this shit!
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:14 PM   #30
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


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