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Old 12-01-2005, 05:51 AM   #1
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Ten Good Reasons

why I shouldn't kill myself. Or you could limit yourself to ten good reasons why I should. I don't really care.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:24 AM   #2
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1. killing doesn't improve the quality of life
2. killing does NOTHING for your complexion
3. killing is stupid
4. killing is messy
5. killing is a waste of time
6. killing will eventually make you smell nasty
7. killing is unattractive
8. killing will make others feel bad
9. killing leaves you powerless
10. killing ends your life



i really don't like it when people kill themselves...
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:04 AM   #3
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^what she said

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Old 12-01-2005, 08:35 AM   #4
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sorry touchy subject..
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:53 AM   #5
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1 because i love you
2 because other people love you

and with love you i mean truly, genuinely, love you, no matter how hard you shout, laugh, cry or yell.

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Old 12-01-2005, 10:16 AM   #6
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Killing BAD
Snake GOOD

alternate and repeat til ya hit 10.

Besides..you aren't on the "list"
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:49 AM   #7
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:56 AM   #8
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:39 PM   #9
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1. You're Australian
2. You live in Australia
3. You're now free to move about the country
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10. It's hot there
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:32 PM   #10
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are those reasons for or against?


curiosity seems as good a reason as any other to keep going.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:48 PM   #11
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are those reasons for or against?
Who cares?
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:58 PM   #12
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your beer is getting warm!
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:10 PM   #13
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:22 PM   #14
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are those reasons for or against?


curiosity seems as good a reason as any other to keep going.
That's my top reason

Snakey - I would be sad if you took yourself away from us. At least wait 'til we're done mourning the Tits.

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Old 12-01-2005, 02:50 PM   #15
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why I shouldn't kill myself
1. Snakelette raised by Grandma Snake.
2. ditto
3. ditto
4. ditto
5. ditto
6. ditto
7. ditto
8. ditto
9. ditto
10. Ebay Hell.
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