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Old 06-09-2007, 01:09 PM   #5176
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If all that I want is a bisquit
I just cannot settle for Triscuits.
Don't hand me a muffin
I'd rather eat nuffin
A cinnamon roll? I might risk it.
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Old 06-11-2007, 09:25 AM   #5177
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:32 PM   #5178
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Yet not undeserving of cupid
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Old 06-12-2007, 06:13 AM   #5179
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Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
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Old 06-12-2007, 09:31 AM   #5180
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Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
But, some folks can't be choosy
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:02 AM   #5181
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apologies to daver :-(

Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
But, folks don't be hasty
Can you do better than "poop-head"?
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:26 PM   #5182
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A plump belly dancer from Cairo
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:47 PM   #5183
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Did particularly well with a gyro
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Old 07-18-2009, 12:46 AM   #5184
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A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Did particularly well with a gyro
She wrapped up the meat
And folded it neat
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Old 07-18-2009, 09:48 PM   #5185
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Did particularly well with a gyro
She wrapped up the meat
And folded it neat
Then warmed it right up like a pyro.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:25 AM   #5186
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I still find it hard to begin
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:10 AM   #5187
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I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:23 AM   #5188
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I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:03 AM   #5189
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I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
and his poor shrivled schlong
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:20 AM   #5190
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I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
and his poor shrivled schlong
could have fit on the head of a pin
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