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Old 05-06-2011, 06:52 PM   #5296
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There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag
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Old 05-07-2011, 12:26 AM   #5297
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There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag
He took off her halter
and there on the altar
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:49 PM   #5298
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There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag.
Then he borrowed her halter
and there on the altar
They sang Wondrous Love, him in drag
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:14 PM   #5299
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Old 05-15-2011, 10:44 AM   #5300
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They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin
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Old 05-15-2011, 01:13 PM   #5301
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They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin
would pale in event
that today was Lent
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Old 05-15-2011, 11:44 PM   #5302
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They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin
would pale in event
that today was Lent
And His Holiness blasted on gin
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Old 05-16-2011, 10:10 PM   #5303
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I heard that an old pope in Rome
Had a thing for St Peter's dome

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Old 05-17-2011, 08:39 AM   #5304
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I heard that an old pope in Rome
Had a thing for St Peter's dome
he thought it had dated
so he had it plated
with high fins, glass, turquoise, and chrome.
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:42 AM   #5305
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:22 PM   #5306
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"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead"
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Old 05-18-2011, 08:48 AM   #5307
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It hung down so low
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:46 AM   #5308
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"And its inside was plated in lead.
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Old 05-18-2011, 11:31 PM   #5309
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"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead.
It hung down so low
and swung to and fro
and scraped on the ground til I bled."
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