12-22-2011, 02:57 PM
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in hell, your editor tells you to cut 700 words and gives you a half hour to do it in.
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12-23-2011, 11:36 PM
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In hell your daddy tells you he's got a brand new bag.
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01-02-2012, 06:28 PM
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Cheeses Save
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In hell that cute girl you have a crush on keeps texting to you that she wants to have lunch, but she never has time for it.
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01-04-2012, 06:43 PM
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In hell that geeky guy keeps texting to ask you out to lunch
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03-20-2012, 10:30 PM
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constantly amazed
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In hell, all the nectarines are way past mushy, all the time.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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03-21-2012, 02:09 AM
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In hell you have to wake up 3 hours early for work, to go sit around all day on standby.
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03-21-2012, 04:47 PM
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In hell you always have another hour to go before the garage is cleaned out
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03-21-2012, 09:47 PM
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constantly amazed
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In hell the feces on your long-haired white cat never quite clears his hindquarters.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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03-24-2012, 10:05 AM
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In hell the feces on yoour long-haired white cat that never quite clears his hindquarters always ends up on your mother-in-law's lap after she exclaims over how friendly he was to jump up to be petted.
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05-21-2012, 03:15 PM
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In hell you can have all the pain medication you want -- but it doesn't work.
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11-03-2012, 08:15 PM
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In hell, you will always decide to give the devil one more chance.
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08-04-2013, 01:06 PM
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In hell you always get assigned the shitty jobs because you aren't a whiner.
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