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Old 07-29-2007, 07:37 AM   #1
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Leave some, ask for some.

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Old 07-29-2007, 07:37 AM   #2
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Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:38 AM   #3
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If someone tells you they're too fvcked up for a relationship, you should believe them.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:41 AM   #4
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do these socks go with this dress?


what about this one?


Is there ever a good time for a tiara?
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:48 AM   #5
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I just got a blank email from Watkins S. Valentine with an attachment. Do you think it's spam?
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Old 07-29-2007, 08:16 AM   #6
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here's some careers advice from the late great texan, bill hicks.
not for the easily offended:

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Old 07-29-2007, 09:34 AM   #7
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:17 AM   #8
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do these socks go with this dress?
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In the last Harry Potter book.
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:20 AM   #9
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After establishing that you are only trying to get someone back for a practical joke, do you think it's a bit over the top to hack their dead body into less than 5-inch chunks? Or should I keep it a bit larger than that?
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:46 AM   #10
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After establishing that you are only trying to get someone back for a practical joke, do you think it's a bit over the top to hack their dead body into less than 5-inch chunks? Or should I keep it a bit larger than that?
Nah, the chipper-shredder is your best bet.


what about when someone is playing music too loud too late at night? Does that justify paintballing their car?
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:56 AM   #11
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what about when someone is playing music too loud too late at night? Does that justify paintballing their car?
I don't know about the paint-balling, but it certainly justifies going to their house and getting some of what ever it is that they have, because they are apparently having a better time than you.


I've been drinking coffee black for a while now, but someone gave me a container of vanilla-caramel creamer. Should I tempt fate and re-enter the 3rd circle of hell, for a little flavored coffee, or just grin and bear it?
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Old 07-29-2007, 12:23 PM   #12
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First vanilla-flavored creamer, then creme brule after dinner, then pretty soon you own a Dairy Queen and weigh 350 lbs. Up to you.


How about this: I've been listening to old Simon & Garfunkel songs and I can scarcely see through my tears to type.

Is there any help for me?
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How about this: I've been listening to old Simon & Garfunkel songs and I can scarcely see through my tears to type.

Is there any help for me?
Here you go hon.



Syrup and butter on the french toast, or butter and powdered sugar w/ lemon?
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:06 PM   #14
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wallow in it blaes, get it out of your system, there's a good chap.



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Old 07-29-2007, 01:40 PM   #15
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Looks like she might be getting Randy!
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