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Old 11-18-2007, 09:45 AM   #196
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Old 11-18-2007, 04:56 PM   #197
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Old 11-18-2007, 06:09 PM   #198
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Old 11-18-2007, 08:44 PM   #199
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Old 11-18-2007, 09:43 PM   #200
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:04 AM   #201
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Every time you start to put your shoe on the wrong foot, you pause and question the rules and conventions we are all brow beaten into living under, a rebellious streak arises within you and you force that wrong foot into the right shoe until finally your discomfort causes you to sheepishly submit to convention putting the shoe back on the correct foot...dammit....dammit...dammit all to hell.

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Old 11-19-2007, 04:53 PM   #202
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Old 11-20-2007, 02:11 AM   #203
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Old 02-21-2008, 04:26 AM   #204
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:13 PM   #205
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:30 PM   #206
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:38 PM   #207
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:42 PM   #208
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Old 02-22-2008, 05:33 AM   #209
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Old 02-22-2008, 12:52 PM   #210
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