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Old 05-17-2007, 07:08 PM   #46
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a moment please, while i heft my watch into view...

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Old 05-18-2007, 02:03 PM   #47
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^^ You need some ginormous, unambiguously testicular earrings to go with that macho watch.


I made myself a new necklace.

That's not me wearing it, btw. It's my friend Manniquetta.
But I need an outfit that would do it justice. Nothing too fancy -- that might detract from its natural je ne sais quois.
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Old 05-18-2007, 07:16 PM   #48
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here ya go...

but you're gonna need some new shoes now. the others don't match, and we can't have that.
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Old 05-18-2007, 07:25 PM   #49
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Oooh, ooh, these!!
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These girls aren't what they seem...

(As a personal aside, never have I coveted a pair of shoes so much in my life.)
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Old 05-18-2007, 07:36 PM   #50
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I was thinking of something more along the lines of these:

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Old 05-18-2007, 07:41 PM   #51
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^ the shoes of a true "femme fatale"
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Old 05-18-2007, 07:49 PM   #52
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Okay, the punning is just getting way out of hand around here.

I found this awesome bargello pillow

But I can't think of what kind of couch would do it justice.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:32 PM   #53
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here, try it with this sofa:




i hope everyone likes my new outfit. i can't help thinking it's missing something, though. any suggestions?

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Old 05-18-2007, 11:38 PM   #54
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you're missing me, as your date for the black-and-white ball. here's my new outfit:

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Old 05-19-2007, 02:49 AM   #55
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I'd wear those.
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Old 05-19-2007, 02:07 PM   #56
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you're missing me, as your date for the black-and-white ball. [/IMG]
May I go, too? I just need the perfect wrap to cover my chilly midriff.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:54 AM   #57
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Nevermind; TIP is going to loan me his pimp coat.
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Old 08-19-2007, 04:06 PM   #58
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I need something to go with my bubblewrap pants.


....although, they seem to stand on their own pretty well.
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Old 08-19-2007, 04:39 PM   #59
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Old 08-19-2007, 07:18 PM   #60
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perhaps something can be done in the hair department. or possibly the beard area.





mayhaps someone can suggest a handbag or shoes to go with my fabuloso new hat.

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