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Old 02-17-2009, 02:40 PM   #46
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:10 PM   #47
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:39 PM   #48
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I was coming so fast to get here relativistic effects kicked in and time didn't pass as quickly for me as it did for you leading to my later arrival as measured in your reference frame.
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Old 02-18-2009, 10:30 AM   #49
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Old 02-18-2009, 12:17 PM   #50
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:05 PM   #51
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:11 PM   #52
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I was accosted by a giant squid that tried to sell its slightly used virginity but I had no cash on me and there was a suspiciously long queue at the cash machine.
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Old 02-18-2009, 02:12 PM   #53
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I'm tremendously late today, for I kept thinking and thinking and thinking.... about a respectable, but slightly outr excuse of my lateness which contains something about fish maybe or some other aquatic creatures.... but I failed so far. Later then, maybe....
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Old 02-18-2009, 06:38 PM   #54
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Old 02-18-2009, 06:59 PM   #55
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I had occasion to use my slightly more used virginity, and Nothing takes precedence over that!
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Old 02-18-2009, 07:19 PM   #56
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Somebody'd been sleeping in my bed! After a long, arduous investigation I had to conclude it'd been me.
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Old 02-18-2009, 07:49 PM   #57
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:44 AM   #58
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:07 AM   #59
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