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Old 02-19-2009, 12:25 PM   #61
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I'm sorry, but I must have strayed into another time zone.
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:11 PM   #62
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Somebody put poisonous centipedes in all of my shoes and boots and it was too cold to go out in sandals.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:08 PM   #63
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:41 PM   #64
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I fell into the probably largest lemon caipi (limes had run out, but they still had lime juice, bless be!) ever to be and the drinking straws were unfit to pull myself out (proper caipi drinking straws had run out and the improvised cut off common straws were too short and too feeble for my big ass). But I met an interesting yellow-green striped manta at the bottom of the glass and he explained me all I need to know about climbing out of lemon caipis with unfit straws, of what dark matter is all about, what the universe is really made of (you would never guess!), the genders of things, and a lot more.... considering that I'm almost too early. Is there a too early thread?
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:50 PM   #65
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:50 AM   #66
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The universe is cyclical, thus I am again many trillions of years early for the next time this event occurs.
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:24 AM   #67
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I got abducted by aliens and had to perform erm... tongue twisters, because they wanted to study nuisances in human languages, as a result of that I've twisted my tongue and dislocated my jaw and had to go to the hospital for treatment.
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:28 AM   #68
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:27 AM   #69
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Because i wasn't invited and it took a long time to sneak past the security.
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:54 AM   #70
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I was confused about which time zone is the reference point for lateness. As I HAT to be disrespectful in coming way too early, I waited a while -- well 6 1/2 whiles to be more precise. I counted snowflakes.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:06 PM   #71
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:28 PM   #72
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Old 02-21-2009, 09:50 PM   #73
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Old 02-22-2009, 06:37 PM   #74
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:46 PM   #75
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I was eating an orange and my hands got all sticky and they accidentally got stuck to the table and I had to wait until my friends came to release me.
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