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Old 06-15-2011, 07:07 AM   #1306
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I might as well
Get this out in the open

I have decided it's time to ask for some help








(I am a rare person
This is my first stab at this)
Please stay tuned
I get off work at 5pm cst
Sometime prior to six o'clock
I will have figured out how to word

it

I feel sure I will be back on my feet soon
So please know

This is temporary

Thank you,
Thank you very much
In advance of course

Yours truly,
(Since before the stars were born)
Your friend in pen

Lyn
Sure hope you are laughing and not crying : )
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Old 06-15-2011, 08:51 PM   #1307
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[color="DimGray"]this is not my cup of tea

here goes::

i would like to
gladly request 50 people to sent me 30 dollars
to cove the
rest
of something.....
thank you for your kind assistant in this matter

L.A.H.G.
MoJoRiSin (Ink)
c/o
The Granduca
1080 Uptown Park Blvd.
Houston, TX 77056
(#612 maybe)

please drop by
if you can


actually i am depending on you

to do so


later on i may need 1000 people to chip in
28,000
who knows?
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:21 PM   #1308
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Old 11-20-2011, 02:15 PM   #1309
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^so true

Thank you for letting me know how busy you were what with your family dilemma and for not putting your heart into your daily activities. I will someday learn that love comes first, tho' sometimes late. Better never late, because the effect just isn't the same.
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Old 01-31-2012, 06:39 PM   #1310
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$11,860.

Plus interest.

The most amazing letter I've ever read. I'm so glad it's seen the light of day.
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Old 02-01-2012, 12:34 PM   #1311
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^wow...fantastic site pearl...i just kept reading letter after letter, about 2 hours worth. Amazing stuff there. tyty.
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Old 04-05-2012, 05:31 PM   #1312
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Dear lady with the bumper sticker that reads "I wasn't born a bitch; men like you make me that way",

It sounds like at least one awful thing may have happened to you in life. I am sorry. You didn't deserve it.

But, the man stopped behind you at this red light might be the man I know who is a patient advocate who had a doctor censured for treating his female patients poorly, or another man I know who raised his two lovely daughters alone after his wife, whom he loved dearly and cared for tirelessly, passed away from MS. In a few years, it might be my beloved tweenager, who I am doing my very best to guide to compassionate manhood, and who bests me at times with his own instincts. It probably doesn't serve you to lump them in with louts any more than it serves them.

Mainly, though, I wish I could tell you that although I think you are intending to shift blame for some bad things in your life, you are really just shifting power. Blame doesn't need shifting. Whoever deserves it has it in heaven's eyes. But to paraphrase Eleanor Roosevelt, no one can make you a bitch without your permission. You deserve more, and you will be able to give more to others if you take ownership of your life. This is the only way you will be happy.

I hope for the best for you.

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Old 04-12-2012, 07:14 AM   #1313
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Dear lunch lady,
I understand you might probably hate your job and that's terrible. But would it hurt to fake a smile every now and then? You have a scary face and I'm quite shy.
Yours sincerely,
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:17 AM   #1314
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Dear Willamette Writer's Conference -
Thank you so much for the honor of including me in the semi-finals for your "Script to Screen" competition. I can't tell you how encouraging that is! However, on the announcement list, my name was spelled "Brynn Barson" instead of "Brynn Baron" which is only my acting pseudonym. My real name that I prefer to write under is "Joan-Carrol Banks" - I thought I'd mentioned that on my entry, but I apologize for any confusion I might have created.
Even if I'm not looking at my actual name on that list, it's still a thrill :-)
Thank you again for all courtesies, and I can't wait to see the final product. I am at your service for any production help you might need -
All the best,
Joan-Carrol Banks
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:34 AM   #1315
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Dear Willamette Writer's Conference,

Although I regret certain spelling errors, I am glad to learn that Joan-Carrol Banks made the semi-finals in the "Script to Screen" competition. I would certainly have missed this news otherwise and look forward to finding out more about her entry.

All the best,
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Old 08-10-2012, 04:06 PM   #1316
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Thanks darlin' :-) More bragging: mine made it to finals and stopped there, but I then got to produce and cast the winning screenplay into a lovely leetle film:
Alis Volat Propriis

Dear son's girlfriend,
It really is okay to knock on the door instead of texting him that you're here. I will be happy to open for you and invite you in. We can even talk to one another. I like you just fine!
Love,
Your boyfriend's mom
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:33 AM   #1317
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Dear Admitting,
It's true the many possible terms can get confusing. As they say, the doctor's job is mainly to tell you what you just told him/her, only in Latin. So to help with some of the difficulties, here is just a tiny partial list of some admitting conditions which actually do not exist.
Fun fact: Some of these are not even words!
  • Hypnotremia (The correct term is hyponatremia, unless their blood cells were indeed hypnotized.)
  • Severe enema (I think you were going for "anemia." Enemas are really different.)
  • CAB (Coronary artery Disease, or were you perhaps trying to get to the airport?)
  • Deep vein trombonsis (Although it would be a problem to have a trombone stuck in your leg vein, I think you meant thrombosis.)
  • Diabetic chemo (Coma? keto-acidosis? You'll have to help me out here.)
  • Non-healing wood (Oh dear. I'm going to hope you meant wound.)
  • Ruptured fibnoid (Fibroid, most likely.)
  • Ridiculopathy (There are people who should be treated for pathological ridiculousness, I'll grant you, but it would probably be outpatient. The word you're looking for is radiculopathy, a nerve condition.)

Hope this helps!
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Old 08-14-2013, 10:17 AM   #1318
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Old 08-25-2013, 09:53 AM   #1319
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Oh my, patient seems to be suffering from webemdeeitis,
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Old 09-10-2013, 01:04 PM   #1320
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Dear my son's teacher,
You replied to my email with a positive and helpful attitude. Good job! However, I humbly suggest you do not use Comic Sans as your default font in future emails. At least 2 of the other parents are in web design, and they're not going to be as open-minded as I am. Frankly, even I'm having a little bit of a hard time with it. I keep wondering whether your handwritten notes have little dots in place of all the serifs.

Might I suggest Tahoma or Verdana? Both clean and easy to read. Or perhaps Century Gothic - lovely roundness to that one, a bit reminiscent of a teacher's best chalkboard handwriting.

You may be tempted by the exotic wiles of Papyrus as you resolve to look for something with less whimsy and more old-school gravitas, but don't be fooled. Papyrus is a lying bastard.

Best of luck!
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