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Guilt-Free Communal Limericks
WHAT? Another limerick thread? Oh well, how can one more hurt?
These will be your garden variety limericks. One line per post. Have a perfect line? Feel free. Not so perfect? Oh, go ahead. Edited to add: It is understood that everyone here is trying to write limericks that rhyme and have the correct meter. We may not always get it exactly right, but at least we can try, and have a bit of fun. This doesn't mean that we try to write the worst limerick lines possible - for that perhaps someone would like to create a Bad Limericks thread  Posts in this thread are not eligible for open critique. Edited to add: By this I mean that it should be assumed that not all writers here feel comfortable having their contributions publicly criticized. You can of course always offer your constructive criticsm using the PM function.
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Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison Last edited by ambo : 09-19-2006 at 03:10 PM. |
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09-17-2006, 07:44 PM
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My panda has eaten my sweater
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09-17-2006, 09:09 PM
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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09-18-2006, 05:08 AM
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My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter |
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09-18-2006, 10:40 AM
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My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop |
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09-18-2006, 11:20 AM
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My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop Some so big they won't fit in the scoop
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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09-18-2006, 11:53 AM
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My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop Some so big they won't fit in the scoop But I don't think she's ever smelled better
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Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison Last edited by ambo : 09-18-2006 at 12:19 PM. |
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09-18-2006, 05:34 PM
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I need a new low interest card
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09-18-2006, 06:01 PM
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I need a new low interest card
The kind that they advertise with Vikings pillaging. |
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09-18-2006, 06:45 PM
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I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard
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09-18-2006, 07:26 PM
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I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard a new tennis racket |
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09-18-2006, 07:45 PM
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I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard a new tennis racket a woolen jacket
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Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison |
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09-18-2006, 10:02 PM
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I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard a new tennis racket a woolen jacket: It's my list! Don't call me "retard". |
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09-18-2006, 10:30 PM
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I need a new low interest card
The kind that they advertise with Vikings pillaging. They'll ask me what's in MY wallet
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. Last edited by Marcus Bales : 09-18-2006 at 11:23 PM. |
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09-19-2006, 01:18 AM
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This isn't going to be a war
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Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison |
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