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Old 03-31-2004, 12:50 AM   #451
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what will i do the next time i make black bean salsa?

where the hookers live

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Old 03-31-2004, 12:56 AM   #452
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What is two blocks from my house? ... after all 8th ave is porno row.

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Old 03-31-2004, 01:04 AM   #453
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What will a viewer avoid by watching the WB?


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Old 03-31-2004, 04:55 AM   #454
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A doe walks into a bar...



Never. Well... actually, always.
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:11 AM   #455
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how many times have you had obcene thoughts about other members on this board?

sometimes small & pink, sometimes huge & red.
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:52 AM   #456
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What color is the sun?

You can use peanut butter instead.
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:52 AM   #457
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Is there an alternative to sunblock?

Twice that I know of.
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:20 PM   #458
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Has your cat ever swallowed the moon?

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Old 03-31-2004, 05:24 PM   #459
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how far does the snot go when your cat sneezes?


very very quietly.
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:54 PM   #460
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Why would that make my rectum itch?

As far as I can tell, the penguin was the one who needed it most.
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:58 PM   #461
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why would that make my rectum itch? very very quietly.

that doesnt make sense.
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Old 03-31-2004, 07:51 PM   #462
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Paraphrase for me The Chewbacca Defense...


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Old 03-31-2004, 08:42 PM   #463
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Do you ever see flying monkeys and little green fairies?

I don't understand the question. (Raisins.)
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:38 AM   #464
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GRAPES!?!?!?!?

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Old 04-01-2004, 11:05 AM   #465
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Would you like to see what I just sneezed into this hankie?

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