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Old 05-28-2004, 05:14 PM   #1576
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Soon as I answered the questions, they said "Sorry you mad fvcker!!!" and that was that....


I did half a good laugh once when the AIDS scare started them asking the questions.
When asked "Have you ever had sex with another man?"
I replied "What, even accidently?"
They were not very amused.....
ROFL!!
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Old 05-28-2004, 05:18 PM   #1577
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Don’t give blood on an empty stomach and then get a triple espresso and down it real quick.
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Old 05-28-2004, 05:56 PM   #1578
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Spicy Jack wrote:
Don’t give blood on an empty stomach and then get a triple espresso and down it real quick.

Is that advice not to do it or is it a real rush?

I read in one of Hunter S. Thompson's books that he was in a drive in movie theater somewhere in Oregon once and they had a free blood pressure testing machine outside the consession stand.
He got a bright idea, and went inside and downed about ten scorching hot cups of coffee and then plunged his arm into the ice machine hopper.
He went outside and sat down at the blood pressure machine and it registered no pulse and no blood pressure. He said all the people there were totally amazed as he walked away.
Dunno if that's a true story or not. Knowing HST, it could be either...
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Old 05-28-2004, 05:58 PM   #1579
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Is that advice not to do it or is it a real rush?
Both. Major rush. I think I levitated at one point.
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Old 05-28-2004, 06:28 PM   #1580
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An out of cheese experience?
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Old 05-28-2004, 06:39 PM   #1581
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oh, I hope I never have one of those. I always keep an extra brick handy.
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:04 PM   #1582
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Old 05-28-2004, 09:18 PM   #1583
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... wondering if clytie had a good time

... sad because i didn't get to donate.. again.. the red cross hates me
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Old 05-28-2004, 10:02 PM   #1584
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home....at last.

so happy to be here.

super excitied about getting 3 post cards.
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Old 05-28-2004, 10:09 PM   #1585
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i am

- thinking I have absolutely no excuse if I don't manage to get my Monkey Mail out after this weekend

- having a lot of trouble deciding what to send who (I have this attachment to propriety, you see, in terms of each person's perceived personality... )

- happy that Spicy is home safe and ready to start her weekend!

- hoping she has enough cheese to last her three whole days...
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Old 05-28-2004, 10:44 PM   #1586
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tired...but i had a blast! *dances around*
sad...they lost my luggage (ALL MY CLOTHES!!!!)
working all weekend...extended shifts
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Old 05-29-2004, 01:39 AM   #1587
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I am -

Glad Cytie had a fun vacation!

Tired as well.

Going to bed.

Busy all day tomorrow.
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Old 05-29-2004, 05:06 AM   #1588
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... sad after hearing what avalon is going through

... crying a little

... praying for avalon and her family

... hoping that everyone is doing well tonight.
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Old 05-29-2004, 05:18 AM   #1589
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Old 05-29-2004, 01:01 PM   #1590
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wondering what happend to Avalon, & hoping everything turns out ok.

Hating my comp. it finaly died. Now I have a few weeks before my new one gets here!

Hope everyone takes care as I will be out of sync for a while. Gotta run, hope to check in soon.
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