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Old 10-04-2006, 05:53 PM   #2311
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:34 AM   #2312
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:46 PM   #2313
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:54 PM   #2314
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My hsb. has developed a problem with his sciatic nerve and now is a major pain in my ass.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:41 PM   #2315
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:57 PM   #2316
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AFLAC Scam - BEWARE!

Seems the BBB got a complaint the other day about a scam that AFLAC was taking advantage of women on the street and stealing their money.

Now we all, at one time, thought that an INSURANCE Company has stolen from us, however this scam is netting COLD HARD CASH from unsuspecting individuals.

The way it works is....the thief uses children to distract the target. While admiring the cuteness of the kids they are robbed of their cash and never know what hit them.

I'm sending this out for all to be aware that this is happening and it's right out on the streets where the general public is.

A passer by with a digital camera phone happened to capture the photo below.

Review it carefully and use caution when distractions like this come along.

Good Luck.
Don't say you weren't warned.

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Old 10-06-2006, 05:46 PM   #2317
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:39 PM   #2318
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:17 PM   #2319
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:56 PM   #2320
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Old 10-10-2006, 07:29 PM   #2321
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Dear Abby

Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are printed....

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:02 PM   #2322
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There's two muffins,and they're chillin in an oven. So the first one goes "Holy shit! We're in an oven!" And the other one says"Oh crap! A talking muffin!!!"
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:30 PM   #2323
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:59 PM   #2324
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:04 PM   #2325
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