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Old 03-24-2007, 08:26 AM   #481
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Old 03-25-2007, 10:16 AM   #482
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Old 03-25-2007, 02:12 PM   #483
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dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more.
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Old 03-25-2007, 11:58 PM   #484
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dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly
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Old 04-17-2007, 09:30 PM   #485
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dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well
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Old 04-25-2007, 02:37 PM   #486
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dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best.
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Old 04-29-2007, 01:22 AM   #487
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dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her.
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Old 04-29-2007, 04:47 AM   #488
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dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her. At least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from China for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. That's when it hit me -
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Old 05-06-2007, 03:54 AM   #489
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dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her. At least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from China for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. That's when it hit me - the only thing that made sense was to breathe more deeply and to shop at Target from now on - but it's obviously too late for that, Mrs. Matthews. Please don't blame yourself.
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Old 06-03-2007, 06:59 AM   #490
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dearest Mrs. matthews,

you take my breathe away. unfortunately, i mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that i am no more.

i tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so overpowering that i began to use my wife's oxygen machine. after this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. the local walmart bought her. at least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from china for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. that's when it hit me - the only thing that made sense was to breathe more deeply and to shop at target from now on - but it's obviously too late for that, mrs. matthews. please don't blame yourself.

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Old 06-03-2007, 07:03 AM   #491
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:54 AM   #492
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dear andromedans,
I would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. However,
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Old 06-10-2007, 10:28 AM   #493
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dear andromedans,
I would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. However, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own Milky Way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and I thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger.
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:21 PM   #494
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:19 PM   #495
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest.
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