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Old 07-27-2008, 09:31 AM   #3451
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Old 07-28-2008, 12:37 AM   #3452
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today i solved my roomate's internet problem (and mine, by extension). She spent at least an hour on the phone at 3AM on friday night with the cable people, screaming her head off at them. The diagnostic was a broken modem, they are supposed to come this wednesday to change it.

Tonight i looked at her modem and saw a little black button on the front of the modem that says "internet on/off". Roomie had been plugging/unplugging the modem repeatedly without pressing this little button. Problem solved.

I think she hates me now
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Old 07-29-2008, 04:48 PM   #3453
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Perhaps body hair will make a big comeback and people will pay good money for transplants to make themselves resemble werewolves and mammoths

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Old 07-30-2008, 07:12 PM   #3454
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:08 AM   #3455
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^ your vacation video?
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:33 PM   #3456
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dr horrible's sing along blog made me laugh today

and I didn't even watch it today, I was just thinking about the captain hammer line, the hammer is my...
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Old 07-31-2008, 07:52 PM   #3457
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i was outside on my balcony just now and i could hear the neighbor across the street snore
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:07 PM   #3458
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I saw an elderly sausage dog running. I didn't know it was possible!
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Old 08-02-2008, 02:48 PM   #3459
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As I walked up to my best friends house 45 minutes late, he leaps out of a tree yelling unintelligibly. How long was he up there?
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:17 PM   #3460
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I heard this song on the radio and was laughing and saying how much I liked it (my family really did not believe that I had never heard it before)::

Get a haircut and get a real job

:I was a rebel from the day I left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big ambitions of where I could play
My parents taught me what life was about
So I grew up the type they warned me about
They said my friends were just a unruly mob
And I should, get a haircut and get a real job

CHORUS
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and dont be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why dont you, get a haircut and get a real job

I even tried that nine to five scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band with some good songs to play
Now I party all night and sleep all day
I met this chick, she was my number one fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
They took one look at me and said, "Oh my god!
Get a haircut and get a real job!"

CHORUS

(Get a real job, why dont you get a real job,
get a real job, why dont you get a real job)

I hit the bigtime with my rock and roll band
The future's brighter now then I ever planned
I'm ten times richer then my big brother Bob
He's got a haricut and got a real job

CHORUS

(Get a real job, why dont you get a real job,
get a real job, why dont you get a real job)
~George Thoroughgood
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:38 PM   #3461
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this stampede image made me laugh today:



a herd of bulls broke loose and some decided to cool off in somebody's swimming pool.
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Old 08-05-2008, 09:13 PM   #3462
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Just read the last page of this thread "so, how was your bowel movement?"
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:19 PM   #3463
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:00 PM   #3464
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Queen Elizabeth II Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:52 PM   #3465
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Random and awesome

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