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Old 08-08-2004, 10:30 PM   #166
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Honey Bunny,

Ooops, sorry Mr. Huffer.

I followed your instructions. Your mother appears a little cold, grey, and stiff. She did not even stand up to say hello. Is she just a bitch or what? I put on my best dress to meet her, but she does not even want to have a conversation. Why does she smell like rotting meat? I still love you though.
Did you notice the mothballs along with the rotting meat? Mr. Huffer's mother is very unfriendly and won't answer the door. I saw her sitting in her chair! All I wanted to do was deliver the Thin Mints she ordered
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:03 AM   #167
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Old 08-18-2004, 10:58 PM   #168
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Mr. Huffer = Mr. Malarkey
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:16 PM   #169
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Klynne, I said the same thing; either that or they have the same "Mother"
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:23 PM   #170
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I like Mr. Huffer better than Mr. Malarkey. Maybe they are fathered by two different men? I always thought mother was a loose woman
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:30 PM   #171
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i don't know who Mr. Huffer is, but i think he's aces. he cracks me up.
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:33 PM   #172
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Mr. Huffer is cool. How is it going deev?
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:57 PM   #173
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Yeah, Old Mother Huffer gave it away by the handful I bet ahhhhh, bet she was a flower child, free love and that kind of thing.
(Bitterness set in when that era ended and made fun of her bell bottoms and beads
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:10 AM   #174
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mother isn't very happy with all the speculation right now
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:14 AM   #175
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Awww, sorry Mr. Huffer. Hope Mother doesn't make you kneel on rice because of me
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:16 AM   #176
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mother made mister huffer go away for a while to think about things but now mother is asleep

it makes mister huffer very happy to know that someone thinks he is "aces"
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:18 AM   #177
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Yeah, Old Mother Huffer gave it away by the handful I bet ahhhhh, bet she was a flower child, free love and that kind of thing.
(Bitterness set in when that era ended and made fun of her bell bottoms and beads
I know how Mrs. Huffer "earned" her beads.....Rumor has it she went down to New Orleans.
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:19 AM   #178
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mother will not be very happy with you klynne for saying such things
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:21 AM   #179
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Tell mother the truth hurts. Oh mother, the truth hurts. Do you even know who your father is Mr. Huffer, do you?????
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:24 AM   #180
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I know how Mrs. Huffer "earned" her beads.....Rumor has it she went down to New Orleans.
THAT IS A LIE! I'VE NEVER LEFT THE STATE I'M IN. MR. HUFFER I HAVE THE WOODEN SPOON.
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