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Old 05-07-2007, 06:21 PM   #1
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♦found writings♦

  • post the ♦found writings♦ that you find in the place that the person above you has asked you to look
  • think of a place you want the next person to look for ♦found writings♦ (try to make it somewhere reasonably accessible)


the easy part will be finding the ♦found writings♦. the real challenge will be thinking up new and unusual places to make the next person to look for ♦found writings♦

to begin:


what's the first sentence of the second instruction of the nearest instruction booklet/leaflet/manual?
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:27 PM   #2
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The closest manual is "Epictetus' manual", on this very desk I'm typing from. The first sentence of instruction 2 is:

"Souviens-toi que la raison d'être du désir est d'en obtenir l'objet, et la raison d'être de l'aversion, de n'en pas rencontrer l'objet"


I would like the second sentence from the billboard nearest to wherever you are located. Hopefully you live in a city
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:32 PM   #3
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KINGSWAY GARDEN MALL

Transcribe the sentiment in a greeting card you've been keeping around for some reason or other. Not the personal bit, but the sentiment that came with the greeting card.
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Old 05-08-2007, 12:00 AM   #4
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IS IT "BUCK NAKED" OR "BUTT NAKED"? THESE ARE THE KINDS OF THINGS I COME TO YOU FOR.

product description from page 3 of the nearest catalog.
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:11 AM   #5
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"this stunning guitar featurs a AAA flame maple top in a natural finish that lets you see the beauty of the wood, an an exotic three piece flame maple neck...."


Ingredient from a snack in the fridge
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:12 AM   #6
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audio-technica AT4040
cardiod condenser studio mic
versatile large diaphragm mic with condenser design uses state-of-the-art transducer technology, surface mount electronics and transformerless circuitry. large diaphragm element handles super high SPLs; provides smooth, natural sonic characteristics with a wide range.cardiod pattern; aged, vapor-deposited-gold large-diaphragm capacitor element. two-micron-thick diaphragm provices accurate reproduction of the subtlest sounds without sacrificing high-frequency performance. requires 48v phantom power. switchable low-frequency roll-off. extended flat freq. resp. (20-20,000 Hz), wide, 133dB dynamic range, and 155 dB SPL rating (w/ 10dB pad). includes heavy-duty shock mount, dust cover and protective case.

$299.00
3 easy payments of $99.66




serving suggestions and/or features and benefits from the nearest packaged food item container.
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:13 AM   #7
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okay, the parallel between those two posts is spooky.
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:14 AM   #8
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HAHA!! overlaps!! And both about FOOD!!
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:20 PM   #9
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carbonated water, corn syrup, ctiric acid, flavors and potassium citrate

get out your old interweb list o' names and write the sexiest or funniest screen name you no longer use.
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Old 07-27-2007, 03:23 AM   #10
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Writing on something that you couldn't live without.
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Old 07-27-2007, 08:49 AM   #11
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more than 4000000 of these biscuits made and sold every week



acrostic chance poem:
  1. pick a book from your shelf at random - one with a manageable title
  2. use that book title as your acrostic key phrase
  3. using a=1, b=2, etc., assign a number to each letter of the key phrase
  4. go to the page number in the book that corresponds with the first letter of your key phrase
  5. find the first word on the page that begins with that letter then copy&paste from there to the end of its line or senetnce. that's the first line of the poem
  6. continue through all letters of the key phrase leaving stanza breaks to mark each new key word of the key phrase
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Old 07-27-2007, 09:12 AM   #12
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never mind

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Old 07-28-2007, 01:31 AM   #13
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First step to doing this is to find out the 'laws of nature' in accordance with which these events happen
Regular but not invariable association between the feeling and the anticipated event
Early stages of the discussion
Examination of the issues will soon prove to be unsatisfactory and show the need for close scrutiny of our familiar assumptions

Will be done if we choose to do them
In the history of science we find some very eminent men among its victims
Laws of genetics?
Less than a hundred years ago


Find something you have written with lots of corrections in it. Write out everything that has been crossed or scribbled out.
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Old 07-28-2007, 04:43 PM   #14
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From my history term paper:
  • ...from the earliest, animistic religions up to the relatively recent Christianity, religion seeks to provide the answer to the natural questions that arise from observation of one's environment.
  • ...than individual relgions (it's spelled RELIGION, dammit!)
  • ...more personal approach, separates the two.
  • ...ethics (logic? philosophy?)
  • human relations (if you ever get close to a human, and huuuuuman behavior, hehe)
  • BECAUSE
  • FOR THE FACT
  • in my opinion (?)
  • in conclusion (?)

please find the first five lines of text from the last website you visited
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Old 07-28-2007, 06:47 PM   #15
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The first collection of poems by A.D. Hope, The Wandering Islands, belatedly appeared in 1955, and consolidated the position he had already established as the leading Australian poet of his time. The book had to appear belatedly (Hope was already 48) because if it had appeared much earlier its author might have been prosecuted.


how about the warning label on a food you eat fairly often
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