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Old 05-08-2007, 10:02 AM   #16
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"Grade 2, 2004/2005"

The first line on the second page of a professional reading (like a journal article) you have handy.
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Old 05-08-2007, 12:36 PM   #17
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"I'm beginning to think the person who invented the television remote control was not inspired by convenience, but was driven to innovation by crappy TV advertising." From "Creatives Strike Back at Bad Advertising" in OZ Magazine.


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Old 05-08-2007, 12:48 PM   #18
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TO JACK
The last thing you scribbled casually onto a piece of paper (or am I the only one that does this? )
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:42 PM   #19
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Not at all.

"Why, why didnt I break his legs?! ... but I made an awesome chocolate cake from scratch last night."


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Old 05-08-2007, 02:51 PM   #20
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Congartulations...on upgrade highschoooolll!!!
Hava nice summer vacashion!!!
I will miss yooouuu!!!
Rememer. Eat, sleeep, have fun, die.

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(Written by a Korean student nicknamed Stevie. Why the "Christ"? I don't honestly know...)

The first and second reviews on the nearest DVD case
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:08 AM   #21
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not reviews per se, just blurb copy...

"Life is amazing--see for yourself! Genesis takes a mystical, beautiful look a tlife cycles on Planet Earth from beginning to end and in between. Claude Nuridsanay and Marie Perennou, creators of Microcosmos, combine ingenious footage, a wise African narrator (Sotigui Koyate), an eclectic score, and all creatures great and small to create a special film that captivates kids and adults alike."

"From the acclaimed indie-pioneer director of Slacker, Dazed and Confused, Waking Life, and School of Rock, Live from Shiva's Dance Floor is a roving philosophical exploration of New York City told by the city's most famous "cruiser," Timothy "Speed" Levitch."

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the copy from the back of your nearest bottle of wine or other alcoholic spirit.
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:00 PM   #22
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UK ALCOHOL UNITS - 2.6
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DO NOT EXCEED 4 DAILY UNITS (MEN)
.......................3 DAILY UNITS (WOMEN)



the opening sentence and the closing sentence from that item of junkmail over there
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:05 PM   #23
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BRAM MOBILIER DE BUREAU

Si vous ne souhaitez plus recevoir d'emails de la part de Bram,
merci de nous envoyer un mail en cliquant ici. <-- yeah, of course



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Old 05-10-2007, 02:15 PM   #24
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"okies what you need?"

The second paragrah, on the seventh page of any reading material you find in the bathroom.
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:45 PM   #25
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It all starts with aircraft reliability, where our manufacturing and testing advancements have resulted in dispatch reliability well above 99%. Then with more top-rated field service representatives on every continent, our 24/7 technical support team provides rapid assistance to ensure your aircraft is back up and flying smoothly. - Aviation Intl. News

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The "About the Author" section in a book on your night stand. Choose your favorite part.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:47 PM   #26
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Jimmy Carter was born in Plains, Georgia, and served as the thirty-ninth President of the United States. After this service, he and his wife, Rosalynn, founded The Carter Center, a nonprofit organization that prevents and resolves conflicts, enhances freedom and democracy, and improves health around the world. He is the author of numerous books, including An Hour Before Daylight, recognized as "an American classic." Since leaving the presidency in 1981, President Carter has earned a Nobel Peace Prize for his humanitarian work at The Carter Center.

(I know you said to choose my favorite part, but I like the whole thing.)

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The product description/blurb on the packaging of your favorite hair product.
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:01 AM   #27
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not necessarily my favorite, but just purchased today on Sunsilk conditioner package, "My frizz is bigger than my credit card bill"

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Old 05-11-2007, 01:10 AM   #28
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Smeared chocolate sauce, refridge magnets from places we've been to and others have been to and sent us from there, pix of people and food (wish) lists.

Last newspaper you have around. The front page HEAD LINES!!!

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Old 05-11-2007, 06:55 AM   #29
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Local newspaper - "Logging adjacent to sacred mountain". Bastards.

Your favourite part of the last post in the thread that is first in 'Fast Chat'.
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:05 AM   #30
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a nice long, dark, loud burp. ahhhh..
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the second sentence in the second web page that comes up in a google search for "mud thumb wrestling"
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