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Old 09-29-2008, 08:11 PM   #256
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you are now trying to send Frieda the sensation of being hand-fed chocolate silk pie by a large harem of sexy pirates on a beautiful spring day while tubing gently down a warm, clear river toward an ocean with absolutely no aliceinwonderlandian hedgehogs in sight after winning enough money in the Dutch lottery to quit her job and spend her days reading trash novels and opening free orphanages that have rollercoasters and petting zoos and maple syrup fountains in the backyards
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Old 09-29-2008, 09:17 PM   #257
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you are now wishing you were Frieda as interpreted by Brightpearl
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:22 AM   #258
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You are now understood.
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Old 09-30-2008, 11:35 AM   #259
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you are now putting off taking a shower
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Old 10-01-2008, 07:28 PM   #260
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you are now going to pee
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Old 10-04-2008, 07:19 PM   #261
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you are now wondering if it's genuine bad driving skills or just plain bullying
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:46 AM   #262
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You are now marveling at brightpearls entry above (9/29)
that one paragraph is far more interesting than anything i have written in my entire life.

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Old 10-05-2008, 07:49 PM   #263
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you are now unable to decide whether it's rage or sorrow
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:00 PM   #264
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you are now waiting for sleep
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Old 10-06-2008, 01:12 PM   #265
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:11 PM   #266
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you are now debating whether or not to squeeze that zit on your upper lip.
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:18 PM   #267
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you are now reminded of that zit on your forehead
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Old 10-27-2008, 01:23 AM   #268
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you are now Aretha Franklin's personal assistant, and are on the way to the store to get her some spun honey for her tea.
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Old 10-27-2008, 11:30 AM   #269
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you are now wearing your favorite fuzzy hat
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Old 10-27-2008, 03:26 PM   #270
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