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Old 06-16-2004, 12:00 AM   #991
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well well well.......FWAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i hope that crowbar knocked some sense into you.......it seems to have succeded in knocking loose a couple teeth....
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Old 06-16-2004, 11:11 PM   #992
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ohhh, look what I found..
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:03 AM   #993
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where'd you get a pic of my sweet ride????? you been stalkin me?
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Old 06-17-2004, 10:05 AM   #994
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:39 PM   #995
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that's what you say now...

*brings out the meathooks and boiling shrimp water*
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:48 PM   #996
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*gets out several lemons, 14 heads of garlic, and 3 lbs of Old Bay*
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:49 PM   #997
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Quote:
Originally posted by rmr

YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

Excuse us...we are looking for a friend of ours...we thought we heard his voice in here.


Has anyone seen this man?
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Old 06-18-2004, 11:55 PM   #998
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i saw omega man when i was about 7 and nearly pissed myself.
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Old 06-19-2004, 12:27 AM   #999
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*adds a bottle of natures miracle to the shopping list*
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Old 06-19-2004, 08:29 PM   #1000
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ne?
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Old 06-20-2004, 02:18 AM   #1001
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Old 06-20-2004, 02:19 AM   #1002
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaang baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shot meeeee doooooooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Old 06-21-2004, 07:22 PM   #1003
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Ya...Omega Man was a cool movie.
pfffttt bout CH though. Sometimes wonder if he thinks he is Moses (of gun control??).
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Old 06-22-2004, 10:51 PM   #1004
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...he gave me a good one-liner though...

whenever anyone asks me for something, i squint one eye, lean in and growl, "from my cold dead hands...."
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Old 06-23-2004, 05:04 AM   #1005
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not the best way to present your driver's license to the cashier at Target
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