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Old 12-24-2003, 12:34 PM   #1
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finish the poem

twas the night before christmas
and i was watching helter skelter
while agent smith was sucking back candy canes
that she stole from the shelter
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Old 12-24-2003, 12:39 PM   #2
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zen was all decked out
in ribbon and lace
mind you she hadnt showered yet
and was stinkin up the place
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Old 12-24-2003, 12:40 PM   #3
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HAHAHHA
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Old 12-24-2003, 12:44 PM   #4
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everyone was hungry and waiting for dinner
the meal we cooked up was sure to be a winner
the only unhappy one, was rmr who seemed to be lookin around
for her dog that was mistaken for the turkey, and people were chowin down.
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Old 12-24-2003, 02:08 PM   #5
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JT then showed up with a pound of spiced bacon
With spirit and pride that he soon would be mak'n
He fired up the stove and moved to the sink
Started cooking the pork but then burned his dink
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Old 12-24-2003, 02:11 PM   #6
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hahahahaa
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Old 12-24-2003, 03:36 PM   #7
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paremedics swooped in,
the bacon was arrested,
charged with assault,
and for cocaine, tested
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Old 12-24-2003, 05:32 PM   #8
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Agent was handcuffed and hauled towards the clink
It seems that her pockets were stuffed with the drinks.
Dinzdale showed up with bimbos on each arm,
who bored the cops to sleep with society charm.
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Old 12-24-2003, 05:52 PM   #9
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"i know, ill make some cookies" lapietra said,
with visions of male strippers dancing in her head.
did someone say male strippers? exclaimed coffee,
as he whipped off his clothes, but his tits were too floppy

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Old 12-24-2003, 06:02 PM   #10
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Old 12-24-2003, 06:04 PM   #11
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yeah i was laughin when typin that one myself.
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Old 12-24-2003, 07:10 PM   #12
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Then Beale came along with something to tell
That soon comes the day he will be burning in hell
The hookers and booze from his christmas past
Will be joining him soon in his supper of last
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Old 12-24-2003, 09:00 PM   #13
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Coffee enters the room in a halo of smoke
Would anyone else care for a toke
He eyes the cookies made by lapietra
Howdy he says, very nice to meet ya
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Old 12-25-2003, 11:32 AM   #14
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this is boring i have nothing to do
said frieda, who threatened to sling us with poo
shut the hell up, she yelled and she got in the van
rune calmly turned and said, dont worry guys i can handle this, im a well balanced man.
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Old 12-25-2003, 09:07 PM   #15
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I said to myself this is too clever for me
With thought of JT and how will he pee
Just a touch of the mouse
brings me yet closer
I warmed myself up with a offer of Coffee!
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