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Old 02-06-2005, 06:44 PM   #1
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If/Then......

If / then works as follows:










If this game works....
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Old 02-06-2005, 06:45 PM   #2
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Then I will be happy...


If this game doesn't work...
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Old 02-06-2005, 07:03 PM   #3
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If Zen gets drunk...
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Old 02-06-2005, 07:32 PM   #4
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If large marge can't figure out the rules..

Then she probably shouldn't post here...
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Old 02-06-2005, 07:51 PM   #5
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Yes, they are far too complicated.

I'll leave room for the other posters.
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Old 02-06-2005, 07:58 PM   #6
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:17 PM   #7
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If this game doesn't work...
Then Zen will start breaking legs.


If I don't get off my ass soon. . .
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:23 PM   #8
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Then you will probably post some more...

If I don't get this buffalo chicken wing dip made soon...
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:12 PM   #9
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Then you won't have a snack for your super bowl party.



If I don't go to the store today,
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:19 PM   #10
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then you will save on gas.

If I tell my boss to go fvck herself. .
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:23 PM   #11
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Then you might not have a job tomorrow..

If I start drinking now...
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:28 PM   #12
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then you'll get drunk before it gets dark.





If I move in with the bf...
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Old 02-06-2005, 10:52 PM   #13
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...it will end in mundanity.

If I kill my mother
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Old 02-06-2005, 11:00 PM   #14
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.. you'll go to prison and, according to tradition, be forced to become an angry bitter lesbian


if i go to bed now...
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Old 02-06-2005, 11:28 PM   #15
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...then you will be refreshed for work tomorrow morning!

If I finish my case brief today...
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