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trisherina · 03-02-2008, 01:23 PM

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It's just "skillz," Mum. "Silky skillz" is so last century!

topcat · 03-02-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lapietra

a nice anti-semetic cartoon and not one of the so call cool people on the board have a comment. bunch of pussies. i make one remark about someone standing to pee and the board explodes

T.I.P. · 03-02-2008, 10:04 PM

quote from my friend's grandmother upon seeing him write a text message:

"Oh You kids these days with your Googles and your Blueberries..."

Tunesmith · 03-04-2008, 07:49 PM

Angry Kid Hoyt · 03-04-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by topcat

a nice anti-semetic cartoon and not one of the so call cool people on the board have a comment. bunch of pussies. i make one remark about someone standing to pee and the board explodes

I assumed the poster was Jewish and since it wasn't so much anti-semitic as a play on words, didn't give it much thought.
However, in retrospect I can see how it can be seen as such.
I call upon our Jewish brethren to give their input.

Tunesmith · 03-04-2008, 08:50 PM

I just came across this site called "Beard Board" where...yep, you guessed it - people engage in "discussion of all aspects of facial hair, and where support is most welcome from all comers whether bearded or not."

I love the comments:

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Whoa!!! That is one awesome beard! Perfect job trimming it!!!

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I rub my beard all the time. My girlfriend tells me it creeps her out, but I love it. The longer it gets the softer it gets and mine is just now starting to get fairly soft. I also like to rub it when contemplating things . . . just for fun. There's just something magical about a bearded man stroking his beard when thinking. When people ask me questions I stroke my beard before answering them -- it seems to give my answers more weight or legitimacy. It's amusing to see how people respond to public beard stroking.

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Shoot Bearded1, don't mess! You look like one bad-a*% mo-fo.

Is that stache wax you got going on? I've got to pick some up and try the stache shaping. I tell you, eating can be a real pain nowadays...

I'm totally considering infiltrating the place to see if I can get them to answer my "urgent shaving questions".

edit: the sad thing is, they're more active than us.

trisherina · 03-05-2008, 02:03 AM

I dare ya to sign up as Lemmy!!

Odbe · 03-05-2008, 04:34 AM

^^ www.mlhh.com

Jaime · 03-06-2008, 01:56 PM

This is a wonderfully put together title sequence for Star Wars in the style of Saul Bass. Very cool.

And this is what gave me a laugh today. Someone made a special edition out of that video.

brightpearl · 03-06-2008, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by trisherina

I HAVE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH FROM YOU
PANCAKES BETTER THAN WAFFLES
ON WHAT PLANET QUESTION MARK
EVEN USING WHOLE BUTTERMILK AND EGGS
YOUR AVERAGE WAFFLE OUTDOES YOUR AVERAGE PANCAKE FOR CALORIES
AND EVERYONE KNOWS CALORIES ARE WHAT MAKE THINGS TASTE GOOD

IF ANYONE WANTS TO ARGUE THIS FACT I WILL POKE THEIR EYES OUT OVER THE INTERNET

Waffles.
Yes yes.

Although I wouldn't say no to a nice blintz.

brightpearl · 03-10-2008, 06:32 PM

auntie aubrey · 03-10-2008, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by topcat

a nice anti-semetic cartoon and not one of the so call cool people on the board have a comment. bunch of pussies. i make one remark about someone standing to pee and the board explodes

it struck me as so far from funny that it wasn't worth commenting on. where did you remark about standing to pee? did i miss something?

Jaime · 03-11-2008, 12:48 AM

I'm realizing more and more how much influence this character had over my childhood. He is responsible for most of the strange noises I make in day to day life.

Angry Kid Hoyt · 03-11-2008, 11:09 AM

BANG!

&

brightpearl · 03-13-2008, 12:32 AM

I had to follow a detour earlier and saw two streets I'd never passed before, each amusing in its own way:

"TIPS JEWELS
Private Road"

and

"PEARL DR.
Dead End"

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03-02-2008, 10:04 PM	#3318
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	quote from my friend's grandmother upon seeing him write a text message: "Oh You kids these days with your Googles and your Blueberries..."

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Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	^^ www.mlhh.com

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Jaime Gone Daydreaming Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 428	This is a wonderfully put together title sequence for Star Wars in the style of Saul Bass. Very cool. And this is what gave me a laugh today. Someone made a special edition out of that video.

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03-11-2008, 12:48 AM	#3328
Jaime Gone Daydreaming Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 428	I'm realizing more and more how much influence this character had over my childhood. He is responsible for most of the strange noises I make in day to day life.

03-13-2008, 12:32 AM	#3330
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	I had to follow a detour earlier and saw two streets I'd never passed before, each amusing in its own way: "TIPS JEWELS Private Road" and "PEARL DR. Dead End"