01-29-2008, 08:14 PM
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You'll never learn to converse credibly about wine.
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01-29-2008, 08:15 PM
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Chin up -- Chapped lips are a virtue in some countries.
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01-29-2008, 09:44 PM
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earth worker
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you will continue to exist in your broken marriage until the last dregs of love are drained from the shattered cup of your relationship.
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01-30-2008, 12:55 AM
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balancing actor
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we hope you enjoyed this crunchy protein filled cookie made from real cockroaches
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01-31-2008, 12:51 PM
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waaaaaaa :)
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Location: Berlin
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You must be really desperate to resort to cookie advice and you don't want to hear the rest of your personal lot because you are in suicidal mood anyway.
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02-01-2008, 07:39 PM
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Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory!
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02-02-2008, 12:45 AM
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The guy behind you has scabies.
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02-02-2008, 12:46 AM
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Your life wouldn't be any better if you stopped smoking and lost weight.
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02-02-2008, 09:44 AM
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left hanging
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Maybe she's just like that.
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02-02-2008, 02:33 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
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you are an insurance salesman at heart
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02-03-2008, 12:02 AM
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left hanging
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You will spend too much time on the internet this weekend.
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02-03-2008, 11:24 AM
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Rhinoceros fan
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You will soon choose a hairstyle that is unflattering.
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02-03-2008, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In an Universe, far far away
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Cat meat increases libido. No MSG.
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02-04-2008, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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When your time comes, the end will be with osteoporosis, Depends, bad eyesight, and a nasty disposition. But look at the bright side, you will also have alzheimers so you won't remember any of it.
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02-04-2008, 01:12 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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there's a giant tongue in your toilet.
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