05-03-2005, 12:57 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Would you prefer to be buried or cremated?
Squeezing lemons. |
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05-03-2005, 02:29 AM
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The Uncola
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: sterling heights, michigan
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What were you doing in the bathroom for that long period of time, mate?
It almost made me cry.
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05-03-2005, 02:35 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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What happened when you caught sight of Craig Johnston coming to pick you up for a date?
abracadabra
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05-03-2005, 02:44 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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What was the name of that Mexican town that completely disappeared?
Like a dog without a bone. |
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05-03-2005, 02:58 AM
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monkey
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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What would be the name of a bad song about a neutered dog?
It was a dark and stormy night. |
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05-03-2005, 04:31 AM
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Coming in Last
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Sunny Arizona!
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Why did Craig miss aim and pea all over the toilet seat?
The oven burned my hand. |
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05-03-2005, 02:38 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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do you sometimes blame inanimate objects for things which are
really your fault? a gay penguin
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05-03-2005, 04:46 PM
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frick, frack, fruck
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: is irrelevant
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"Ach, look, Fritz, little Ziegfried and Roy have stopped dancing now, and are trying to hatch dat stupid rock again! Do you suppose Roy could be ... ?"
his declaration under penalty of perjury Last edited by NimbleMarmoset : 05-03-2005 at 04:49 PM. |
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05-03-2005, 04:55 PM
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get to it
Join Date: Apr 2005
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what was oscar wilde's greatest work?
the funky chicken |
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05-03-2005, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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What dance does Skip do when he feels necessary?
The Sousaphone.
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05-03-2005, 10:13 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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with which instrument do you propose to contact distant galaxies inf?
you'll never walk alone
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05-03-2005, 10:53 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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What was the doctor's prognosis?
Climb Ev'ry Mountain |
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05-03-2005, 10:56 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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what's that really naff song that hatjkoo fox always sang at scout camp?
soild defending and 100% commitment
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05-04-2005, 01:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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How does Craig Johnston ensure that he's not sexually molested by his dates?
No, never -- well, hardly ever.
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05-04-2005, 03:02 AM
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frick, frack, fruck
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: is irrelevant
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Craig Johnston's admission when asked if he's been sexually molested by his dates
It was still breathing when I left the store |
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