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Old 05-03-2005, 12:57 AM   #1396
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Would you prefer to be buried or cremated?


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Old 05-03-2005, 02:29 AM   #1397
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What were you doing in the bathroom for that long period of time, mate?

It almost made me cry.
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Old 05-03-2005, 02:35 AM   #1398
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What happened when you caught sight of Craig Johnston coming to pick you up for a date?


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Old 05-03-2005, 02:44 AM   #1399
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What was the name of that Mexican town that completely disappeared?


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Old 05-03-2005, 02:58 AM   #1400
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What would be the name of a bad song about a neutered dog?

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Old 05-03-2005, 04:31 AM   #1401
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Why did Craig miss aim and pea all over the toilet seat?


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Old 05-03-2005, 02:38 PM   #1402
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do you sometimes blame inanimate objects for things which are
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:46 PM   #1403
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"Ach, look, Fritz, little Ziegfried and Roy have stopped dancing now, and are trying to hatch dat stupid rock again! Do you suppose Roy could be ... ?"



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Old 05-03-2005, 04:55 PM   #1404
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what was oscar wilde's greatest work?


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Old 05-03-2005, 08:22 PM   #1405
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What dance does Skip do when he feels necessary?


The Sousaphone.
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Old 05-03-2005, 10:13 PM   #1406
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with which instrument do you propose to contact distant galaxies inf?



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Old 05-03-2005, 10:53 PM   #1407
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What was the doctor's prognosis?


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Old 05-03-2005, 10:56 PM   #1408
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what's that really naff song that hatjkoo fox always sang at scout camp?



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Old 05-04-2005, 01:36 AM   #1409
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How does Craig Johnston ensure that he's not sexually molested by his dates?


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Old 05-04-2005, 03:02 AM   #1410
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Craig Johnston's admission when asked if he's been sexually molested by his dates


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