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Old 05-03-2005, 01:58 AM   #1
MR. Smartypants to you.
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Rent a Negro!



"I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith
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Old 05-03-2005, 02:46 AM   #2
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Oh, man, that's so bad. XD
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Old 05-03-2005, 11:40 PM   #3
What I Am Wearing.
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Which is fine and dandy, but out of my price range..

Event Rates Types of Events

Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour

Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour

Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour

Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each

Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour

Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour

Ongoing/Retainer Services

$10,000 Annually
(12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations)

Additional Services

"Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)

Touch Her Hair: $25 each time

Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch

Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50

Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100

Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

"Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person
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