The Moderator Mac Attack Thread

[brightpearl]

^Oh no! Sorry, was working mostly from memory! I've fixed it.

[zenbabe]

[Tunesmith]

Originally Posted by brightpearl

Oh, man. I'm going to hell.

I just keep telling myself that this is a normal, conventional fur-covered object, but I've got this feeling that there's actually something deeply disturbing about this picture.

SOMETHING HORRIBLY & HAIRILY WRONG.

[auntie aubrey]

it's jesus on a dog's butt. if that isn't wrong enough for you, i don't know what is.

[madasacutsnake]

So it is.

[Veruki]

Originally Posted by auntie aubrey

it's jesus on a dog's butt. if that isn't wrong enough for you, i don't know what is.

HOLY CRAP! you're right! at first I thought it was the snails, but then I remembered I didn't have any!

[Tunesmith]

Originally Posted by auntie aubrey

it's jesus on a dog's butt. if that isn't wrong enough for you, i don't know what is.

brightpearl, you're horrible

I once saw Che Guevara on a mango.

you know, that famous picture-turned-t-shirt?



If I tilted my head in a certain way and squinted, it was as if he was staring at my from the mango rind. It was creepy.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally Posted by funkytuba

there's no entry for

"Duke you're a jackass and you don't know what you're talking about. Get a life or go find another board to harass or both."

so I didn't vote

^^what he said

[Brynn]

I have got to start devoting the objects around me to more scrutiny. My dog could be sitting on a goldmine.

[The Duke]

I see some of the crowd has turned biblical here .....well thats quite okay with me .... stoning of course is only the proper understatement and a symbol of deep seated hatred .

Go for it !

And it's as If I didn't already know who the stonee is supposed to be right?

.....What really makes me laugh about the antics of some of the people on this board is their high level of stress and their low level of tolerance combined with lack of common sense and mores.

So let's just get this story straight once and for all , While I'm lamely being accused of being a troll I'm also being trolled and being called names like F-tard , apeman , and Jackass by some of the moderators here who resort to issuing warnings and accusing me of the very thing they do .

How quaint !

I submit to you the following rude post :

06-06-2007, 04:19 AM #20
Audreyvgs
Cutesy Rebarks




Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Cliquish Atoles
Posts: 5,345 Why in the world would you apologize to this f-tard? It somehow diminishes your power in life if you waste those precious apologies on ape men. Besides,
if you believe what you say, you have no reason to apologize.

WALK AWAY FROM THE THREADDDDDDD

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Last edited by Audreyvgs : 06-06-2007 at 04:23 AM.

It's only proper that some people on this board should be allowed to use no more than stones , anything else would be just too dangerous in their hands .


roflmao

[House,M.D.]

I get the distinct feeling Duke didn't get the reaction he was looking for. Scantily clad cheerleaders would have been nice. Who am I kidding? They would have been great!

Wait a minute, I feel an emotion trying to come to the surface.
No.
It was just gas.

[auntie aubrey]

i get the distinct feeling duke is reading a different thread, possibly even a different board from this one.

[Marcus Bales]

Duke:

Seriously, dude, you've radically misinterpreted the tone and purpose of this bulletin board. You're taken aback by the reaction to your interests. You feel an injustice has been done. By now you've probably found some other internet site that is allowing you and those who enjoy the tone and purpose of your mode to enjoy the tone and purpose of your mode, there -- and the only reason you still look at this board or post here occasionally is that you remain outraged by what seems to you to be an injustice done not only to you but to the other ICQ refugees.

It's not worth your time.

No, really. It's not. The people who post here are simply not interested in the kind of thing that interests you. Your attempts to insist on justice don't merely fall on deaf ears, they are interpreted as attacks on the tone and manner of the whole Zefrank mode -- and, I think, rightly so. The modality here is one of play. You want to be serious.

There is, of course, nothing wrong with wanting to be serious, with a hard-charging concern with justice and rights. But internet sites such as Zefrank are private property, not public commons, and you have no more right to insist on seriousness amid play than you do to insist that people just read the damned title of the book or play or movie instead of playing Charades.

This is a place where people come to play all sorts of games; no doubt you think it frivolous, and you resent, illegitimately, I think, the moderators' and owner's insistence on the game-playing mode. You also resent, with a good deal more reason, the moderators' and owner's manner in trying to preserve their preserve: you think they have treated you and your compatriots unjustly.

In fact, right is on their side, though I think that you're right that the name-calling is simply wrong on the face of it, in addition to being naively inflammatory. The moderators and the owner here have very likely never seen what real flame wars look like, and don't have much of an idea about why their own name-calling could engender outrage and resentment. In their defense, they are used to the play-mode here, where name-calling for everyone's amusement is common. Because there are play-acting and game-playing limits to the name-calling on this site, the moderators have mistakenly, in my view, used a play tool in a real way. It's like offering to have a swordfight with a real swordsman but by the rules of epee, using a blunted foil. Because they're good at epee, they have no idea what the real thing is like.

Forgive them. Move on. It's not worth your time.

Marcus

[12"razormix]

amen.

[craig johnston]

marvellous marcus!
i keep getting the image of somebody driving a tank into a
playground. some of the kids run away, some throw stones,
and others look on in amazement.
let's go back to the swings.