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jasmina · 08-17-2005, 09:18 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trouts' little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a

Marcus Bales · 08-17-2005, 09:23 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trouts' little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle?

zero · 08-17-2005, 09:40 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very

Con ate dog · 08-18-2005, 04:05 AM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom.

ch_burchill · 08-18-2005, 06:40 AM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because

jasmina · 08-18-2005, 08:04 AM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself

Con ate dog · 08-18-2005, 12:00 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house

jasmina · 08-18-2005, 01:22 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe

Con ate dog · 08-18-2005, 01:43 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly stitched them back in place. You must admit

jasmina · 08-18-2005, 02:02 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly stitched them back in place. You must admit, the result is rather charming. After all,

zero · 08-18-2005, 06:27 PM

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy:
let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you
more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in
your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in
your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly
stitched them back in place. You must admit, the result is rather
charming. After all, you're an expert in such matters, or so you
keep telling me.

anyhow, they're safe in my executive trouser-press until you've
time to pop round and get them back

okay, talk to you later

-=gladys

zero · 08-18-2005, 06:27 PM

Marcus Bales · 08-18-2005, 10:54 PM

Dear Gladys

Hyakujo's Fox · 08-18-2005, 10:55 PM

*shakes fist at Bales*

Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome

trisherina · 08-19-2005, 02:24 AM

Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome
with sorrow and grief at your anger. Do you really

08-17-2005, 09:23 PM	#17
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trouts' little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-18-2005, 04:05 AM	#19
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom. __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

08-18-2005, 12:00 PM	#22
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh) ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

08-18-2005, 01:43 PM	#24
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh) ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly stitched them back in place. You must admit __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

08-18-2005, 10:54 PM	#28
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Dear Gladys __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-17-2005, 09:18 PM	#16
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trouts' little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a

08-17-2005, 09:40 PM	#18
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very

08-18-2005, 06:40 AM	#20
ch_burchill monkey Join Date: May 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 260	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh) ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because

08-18-2005, 08:04 AM	#21
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh) ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself

08-18-2005, 01:22 PM	#23
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh) ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe

08-18-2005, 02:02 PM	#25
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh) ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly stitched them back in place. You must admit, the result is rather charming. After all,

08-18-2005, 06:27 PM	#26
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear zero you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night? Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!" i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh) ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly stitched them back in place. You must admit, the result is rather charming. After all, you're an expert in such matters, or so you keep telling me. anyhow, they're safe in my executive trouser-press until you've time to pop round and get them back okay, talk to you later -=gladys

08-18-2005, 06:27 PM	#27
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear

08-18-2005, 10:55 PM	#29
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	shakes fist at Bales Dear Gladys, While perusing your letter, I was overcome Last edited by Hyakujo's Fox : 08-19-2005 at 02:21 AM. Reason: contractual obligation

08-19-2005, 02:24 AM	#30
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Dear Gladys, While perusing your letter, I was overcome with sorrow and grief at your anger. Do you really __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

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