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Old 12-15-2003, 07:57 PM   #331
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:00 PM   #332
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:07 PM   #333
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:21 PM   #334
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shut up, virgin

hehe just kidding.
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:24 PM   #335
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Yes sweet agent, let me have a closer look at your avatar!
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:27 PM   #336
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:28 PM   #337
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Hahahaha! MB is totally crazy!!
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:50 PM   #338
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Agent takes exception to being called sweet by MB. Things get ugly quick..

"Who are you calling sweet, you over promoted, washed up hag?" she asks.

MB looks pissed. She has on her pointy cone bra with spikes, she glares at Agent and says "Come, here, give me a hug."

The Zemonkeys form a circle around the two, a few of them throwing down money, betting on who is going to win this fight.

Dinz says "I bet on MB, she has the bigger breasts."

Coffee throws his money down and bets on Agent "She bit my ass off, she scares me."

Catbelly and Malina call their bookie in Vegas to see what that odds are.

The rest of the Zemonkeys stand back, too cheap to place any bets. They decide to pool their money and play a game of Keno later. The fight begins.
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:53 PM   #339
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KLYNNE ORDER THE SUSHI!!!!
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Old 12-15-2003, 10:05 PM   #340
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Old 12-15-2003, 10:07 PM   #341
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Klynne orders the Sushi. Agent is such a big bossy pants.

Fighting works up Agent's appetite, and she has low blood sugar, which makes her a double pain in the ass.

Agent whips out her sword, and says to MB..."Bring it on."

The Zemonkeys give a collective shudder. It is like driving past a car accident, they just can't look away from the scene that is unfolding in front of their eyes.
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Old 12-15-2003, 10:34 PM   #342
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What do i need to turn on?
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Old 12-15-2003, 10:43 PM   #343
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What do i need to turn on?
*theme song from Deliverance plays in background*

"you sure do have a purty mouth"
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Old 12-16-2003, 09:24 AM   #344
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Old 12-16-2003, 12:14 PM   #345
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hehhehehe yes, well, who am i fighting again?
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