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Old 08-04-2005, 02:29 PM   #1
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Conundra in the Penumbra of the Tundra...

Yeap...thinking of giving away all my worldly possessions and joining a Scientology-based-monastery(coed of course) kinda thing, in an undisclosed location in Alaska, to pursue the contemplative life...I know...but please hold your applause until the end...

Therefore I will have no need for my laptop or the 7 remote controls...at least until they get WIFI which has been promised by the first quarter of 2006.

No computer - no internet.

No internet - no message boards.

No message boards...you get the idea.

So as not to offend anyone, by not answering the multitude of PMs I receive daily soliciting my opinon all manner of pithy philosophical topics, I thought it best to...un-enlist from Zefrank...OK, I've spaked the unspakeable....

Anyway, I'm unable to find in the FAQs or anywhere else on how to...un-enlist.

Just in case I do decide to take this spiritual plunge, can someone please explain how to delete my profile on this list, as I've got final appointment with my Dianetic Recruiter this afternoon and he'll want to take my laptop with him...

Thanks in advance...and remember even though I may not be here bodily, I'll be looking down on you...

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Old 08-04-2005, 02:33 PM   #2
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After 6 posts? They must have been good.

Alaska, huh? Got any brochures?

Oh, the question. You could always just remove your email addresses, URL's, quotes, avatar, etc. from your profile, thus rendering your posts extremely dull-looking. You could go the full 9 yards and delete your posts.

And don't forget to write down all your PIN numbers for your recruiter. And watch the penmanship: 7s can easily look like 1s if you're not careful.

Happy travels! Send postcards.

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Old 08-04-2005, 02:36 PM   #3
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You'll need a special dispensation from His Frankness himself.
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Old 08-04-2005, 02:39 PM   #4
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Yeap...thinking of giving away all my worldly possessions and joining a Scientology-based-monastery(coed of course) kinda thing, in an undisclosed location in Alaska, to pursue the contemplative life...I know...but please hold your applause until the end...

Therefore I will have no need for my laptop or the 7 remote controls...at least until they get WIFI which has been promised by the first quarter of 2006.

No computer - no internet.

No internet - no message boards.

No message boards...you get the idea.

So as not to offend anyone, by not answering the multitude of PMs I receive daily soliciting my opinon all manner of pithy philosophical topics, I thought it best to...un-enlist from Zefrank...OK, I've spaked the unspakeable....

Anyway, I'm unable to find in the FAQs or anywhere else on how to...un-enlist.

Just in case I do decide to take this spiritual plunge, can someone please explain how to delete my profile on this list, as I've got final appointment with my Dianetic Recruiter this afternoon and he'll want to take my laptop with him...

Thanks in advance...and remember even though I may not be here bodily, I'll be looking down on you...

Magnanimously yours, Mick

i can't believe -- KATIE HOLMES -- is that you???


i'm so flipping excited!!!!
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Old 08-04-2005, 02:39 PM   #5
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Personally I blame Ron Price. Kids looked up to Ron, and now they all want to disappear "just like Ron".
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:11 PM   #6
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Better sooner than later...ron...
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:49 PM   #7
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i can't believe -- KATIE HOLMES -- is that you???


i'm so flipping excited!!!!
Maybe...maybe not...can you tell me what I'm wearing?

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Old 08-04-2005, 03:53 PM   #8
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hey, i can look after your laptop for you. i'm very good with laptops. i'll take good care of it!
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:58 PM   #9
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Better sooner than later...ron...
Are you incinerating that ronprice and I may be one in very same...even after my lengthy RIPRP?

First:
I am Outraged sir/maddam...an insult to my integrinet...

Second:
My sloppy seconds will be contacting your sloppy seconds...in seconds...

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Old 08-04-2005, 04:05 PM   #10
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hey, i can look after your laptop for you. i'm very good with laptops. i'll take good care of it!
Not so fast frieda...the body's still warm...not to cry wolf...but I said "I was thinking about it..."

But...If you can answer the riddle:

Hypothethically if one wanted to leave the list, how would he/she hypothetically do that...

By the way...Frieda...first correct answer puts you at the top of the no-list list for the laptop...
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:22 PM   #11
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so if i answer the riddle correctly, i definitely won't get the laptop you might not even be giving away?
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:27 PM   #12
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You'll need a special dispensation from His Frankness himself.
I have tendered same to His Holeness...along with a cyber kiss on his...ring.

No response...is he coyly toying with my emotions...or just napping?
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:33 PM   #13
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so if i answer the riddle correctly, i definitely won't get the laptop you might not even be giving away?
The riddle my pretty...the riddle of the riddle now is riddled with uncertainty...thanks to you...

Your answer first fast frieda?
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:37 PM   #14
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riddle, schmiddle.


i'm coming to get your laptop.
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riddle, schmiddle.


i'm coming to get your laptop.
Out of my cold hands...
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