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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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Eta: double post.
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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which alice shall we go to today?
don't you dare ever ask me that again!
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#2373 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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You know what they say about the size of the feet indicating the size of ..ahem. So, ehm, what is your shoe size?
Being lax about that could get you in trouble. |
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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You really think I should ask him for his shoe size before he shows me his collection of... er was it coins?, stamps?, butterflies?, act photos? dunno, I forgot that ... Isn't that odd?
On a helicopter base in February, it was cold and muddy, but simply gorgeous. |
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#2375 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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Where did you eat your first pickled pigs feet sandwich?
It's a good science tv program. |
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#2376 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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what do you think of the x-files?
i warned you once!
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#2377 |
hint of olive
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 833
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Why did you throw that pudding at my head?
Do not feed those chickens!!
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#2378 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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What was the first rule of thumb told to the new chicken feeders?
It's later than you think. |
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#2379 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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what time do you get up in the morning?
a mighty wind
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
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What are you trying to blame on the dog?
Wall, desk, or table mount, vertically or horizontally.
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#2381 |
left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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So what do you cover in the first chapter of your new book, The Kama Sutra At Work?
I guess that explains the missing crayon. |
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#2382 |
balancing actor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: america
Posts: 2,706
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Have you noticed that Ralph has been acting funny since he came back from recess - and that his voice is more nasal than usual ?
it looked just like a deflated football, suspended by christmas lights Last edited by T.I.P. : 09-09-2007 at 01:16 PM. Reason: didn't like the other one |
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#2383 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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What did that battery powered extension you received in a plain brown wrapped package look like after accidentally plugging it into the Christmas tree lights?
It has a lot of lies and made up facts. |
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intermittent guest
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: home
Posts: 130
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So, after you gave Margaret Spellings the Sodium Pentothal, what did she say about NCLB?
To clarify, if we take this abstinence pledge, you'll give us pizza coupons and free t-shirts. Hmmmm.
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#2385 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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what did the hamas delegation say to the israelis?
it's a big wobbly thing
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