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Old 07-08-2004, 07:59 PM   #31
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could be. she married another guy after me.
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Old 07-08-2004, 09:46 PM   #32
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Zoiks.
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Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"
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Old 07-09-2004, 01:55 AM   #33
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Hell will at least be devoid of my saintly and self-righteous in-laws. Though if it's really Hell, God will probably let 'em laugh at me through the big Pyrex window.
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:09 AM   #34
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i believe in god because i have faith and when you have faith you don't need proof.
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:29 AM   #35
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saint roofie. wheeeeeeeee!
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:32 AM   #36
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mon -- I'm sending you my holy blessings......may your family have happy weddings and even happier babies.
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Old 07-09-2004, 10:55 AM   #37
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I have faith that my paper will show up before I leave for work in the morning and it usually does. Here is a quote from my spiritual adviser that I find interesting:

I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate.
-- George Carlin, Brain Droppings

For more of my mentors spiritual sustenance:
Link http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/carlin.htm

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/home.html
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Old 07-09-2004, 06:25 PM   #38
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How could you not love Cardinal Glick?
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Old 07-09-2004, 10:55 PM   #39
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YOU RANG? THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT, DAMMIT.
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Old 07-10-2004, 02:56 AM   #40
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Yeah, it's important all right. Why the heck can't hamsters glide? Why all this favoritism toward the freakin' squirrel, for... uh... Your sake? You coulda at least made me not afraid of heights. Chuh.
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Old 07-10-2004, 06:03 AM   #41
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IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH A ZYGOTE
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